Paradise

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"Harry, dis place is bootyful." You boast, looking around at the amazing view.

"It's not as beautiful as you." He winks, causing his eye to twitch.

"Is u ok?" You ask concerned.

"Yes." He nods.

"You walk along da ba beach and the waves roll in.

"OMG wa ta ta." Harry shrieks.

"Yassss."

Harry pulls out a bag of Cheetos and eats them.

"Want one?" He offers a Cheeto and you chomp it down.

"Dat was gud." You nod and he feeds you another one.

"Wats that sound?" You question.

"It sounds like a radio." He answers, pushing you onto the ground and laying on u.

Just as he's about to finger u with his Cheeto fingers, there's a boom boom pow and screams.

All of a sudden a large tsunami pummels you and Harry to the ground. The Cheetos spill and are carried away to sea, as well as ur bodies. U and Harry are buried in da ocean.

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