My Wedgie Boyfriend

John and Caleb

"Someone help he's a mad man"
I laughed running into the theatre.
I was dodging people and trying not to knock props or buckets of paint over as John chased me on the stage.
"Come here Arrows, I'm gonna fill your nose with cigarette smoke" he teased
I put John and I between a tree that our friend Tyler was painting.
"Come on Dazzle, you wouldn't hurt this pretty face, would ya?"I joked
-PAUSE-
Hi, I think I should give you a little explanation of what's going on. My name is Caleb Arrows and I'm a senior here at East-hill High-school, and the sexy guy with his underwear sticking out is my boyfriend, John Dazzle, I know what a Actor-y kind of name. To give you a physical idea of John, he is 5'10 and is muscular, but is skinny to where he isn't strong but is ,anyways he has been going out with me for about 6 months now, lucky him. I want to give you more information but I think if I freeze time longer, I will want to wedgie John again. And his already kinda pissed.
-TIME UN PAUSE-
"Bring your face closer and I will show you!" He smiled
He sprang towards me and I dodged and ran the other direction before I felt a yank of my collar. I held my breath waiting for the smoky smell of nicotine but instead met the eyes of Tyler. Tyler was holding both John and I by the collar separate from each other.
"Guys can we go five minutes without you guys...being yourselves?"
Tyler spoked tiredly like he had this conversation before, which he had but not today at-least.
"Thank god you stopped him Tyler, I don't know what he would have done if he caught me" I dramatically spoke
"Probably the same thing you did to him?" Tyler motioned to the front of John's pants, where his Tighty Whities were still hanging out.
There were few chuckles from students but they were not mean or laughing at John, but laughing with him.
Tyler let go of John to adjust his undies, which revealed his 6 pack to the audience which got a few cat calls, and a handful of wolf whistles.
"Sorry ladies he's taken, and gay" I responded
John then said
"Yeah ladies" he walked closer to me and grabbed my face, and kissed my mouth, inhaling all his nasty smoke, "he's taken too"
John then hugged me while I was wiping my mouth.
"Hey that was the last one, so no more smoke breath from here on out". John said with compassion in his voice
"Well I'm glad" I responded and I returned the hug
"But you still gonna get"
I reached into his pants and yanked on his underwear.