Phrat farted and Dan grounded him because he hates farts
LaDilrat cried and Dan grounded him too
Looks like no one is allowed to fart or cry except of Dan
The author was crying while taking a shit and Dan killed her
Then Phil came to the author's funeral and cried
Phil would get grounded too if Dan wasn't a little bitch for him
Phil asked Dan "why did u kill this trashcan?" And then cried more
Dan replied "cos I am the only rat here and no one can replace me"
Phil was v confuse
So Dan explained "SHE WAS TRYING TO REPLACE ME"
And that's when Phil had enough and wanted a divorce
