I was shaking in my seat, god why can't we just start already.
The door opened and walked in was a guy I've never seen before but I wish I knew.
He was big. About 6ft 5. I wonder how big his penis is?
He was on the chunky side but that made him even more manly.
But what really drew myself to him was that he was green, I wonder where he got that tan?
He sat down opposite me and then he spoke
"HALLO THERE, I'M SHREK AND I HAVE AN ONION ADDICTION"
I gasped. How tragic.
We went round in a circle, it was my turn.
"Urm hi hehe, I'm almond and I'm a giggling addict"
They all said hi except from Shrek, what a cunt.
When we all finished introducing ourselves we all left, that helped me so much.
