Shrek came round my house but he looked sad.
"What's wrong Shrek?"
"IVE STARTED EATING ONIONS AGAIN AFTER BEING SOBER FOR 2 YEARS"
"You bastard! You're tearing this family apart!"
"AM SOZ!!"
"Leave, I don't want to see your face again hehe"
"OKAY"
But instead of leaving through the front door he jumped out through the window!
"SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK hehe" I shouted
I looked of the broken window to see his body lying there with a pool of blood around his body saying:
"ITS ALL OGRE NOW"
The End.
Hehe
:(
