P E A C H Y •South Park•

01

{ tweek }

" tweek sucks hairy balls okay? "
tweek jolted awake, a loud screeching sound emitting from his mouth. the two boys in his room winced upon his awakening, and turned to the blond.

there, in tweek's bedroom, sat craig tucker and clyde donovan. now, craig wasn't an unusual sight. he was almost always in the smaller blond's room, and when he wasn't, he was most likely in the kitchen. craig practically spent all of his time in tweek's home, if he wasn't at school or at his other friend, token black's place with clyde.

" w-why the fuck are you t-talking about me sucking b-balls? " tweek questioned, annoyed. clyde wasn't exactly the most quiet person, nor a smart one. so when tweek confronted him, he instantly attempted to deny the fact.

" i-i never said anything about you sucking balls tweekers! i was just talking to craig about-er-base..ball? " the taller, brunette boy answered. craig turned to look at clyde, giving him a look that said something along the lines of ' you are a fucking dumbass '. clyde shrugged, looking back to tweek to see if he believed him. by the unimpressed facial expression he held, clyde knew he was capital f fucked.

" look, tweek, i didn't mean it offensively- i just. ever since you switched sides to go with the freedom pals, craig hasn't stopped ranting about how pissy it makes him. you two were supposed to be the franchise couple after all- "

before clyde could finish, a pillow hit his face. tweek was scowling angrily.

" you had the indecency to wake me up over some stupid fucking game? " he hissed, glaring daggers at craig, then clyde.

" and why the fuck am i being blamed for this, clyde? you were the one talking shit. "

" and! we aren't dating!! " tweek finished craig's statement, annoyance lacing his tone. he just wanted clyde to leave so he could get out of bed.

craig, who was somehow oblivious to tweek's discomfort, motioned for the twitchy boy to get out of bed. tweek shook his head frantically, muttering a small  " that's way too much pressure " under his breath.

the black haired boy nodded understandingly, and muttered a small warning for clyde to leave. although he put up a fight, protesting loudly in desperation of wanting some of tweek's mother's cooking, he was finally gone from the house. the second he and craig had exited the room, tweek through himself out of bed, quickly running towards the shower.

tweek let out a few loud ' gah 's, and settled in the washroom. he stared at his body in the mirror, smiling gently. his younger self had been extremely self confident, but tweek was different. he'd often go through periods of self hatred, and one day he'd wake up and love himself again. it was understandable, for such an anxious teenager to feel that way.

after a moment of thinking, tweek realized that his birthday was approaching, and it was approaching fast. he would turn sixteen in march, and that was only a few months away. he smiled once more, before undressing and hopping into the shower.

he hummed a tune to a song. he seemed surprisingly calm, letting the hot water splash on his face and run down his back, breathing in the slight steam that was forming. it was blissful for tweek, as he hardly ever felt this at peace.

tweek's humming soon turned into loud singing, though he was surprisingly good at it. as he sang, craig sat outside of the door, getting slightly impatient. he had been waiting to pee for five minutes, and in his book, that was much to long. so, after a moment of thought, he bathed into the bathroom, undoing his jeans swiftly and aiming for the toilet.

" holy shit !! " tweek screamed, as he reached his arm out to get the shampoo. although he hadn't heard the bathroom door open, he has peaked out of the shower and seen a sight he didn't know he had wanted to see. there stood craig, with an extremely annoyed expression on his face. he looked at tweek, who stared at him like he had just murdered his entire family, and gave him the finger. tweek screeched again, ignoring the fact that he was slightly turned on at the sight of his best friends, well, dick. he covered his body with the shower curtain, and narrowed his eyes at craig.

" ngh, craig, what the actual hell are you doing?! " he hissed out. craig shrugged, finally putting it away.

" i had to pee, and you didn't seem to be coming out of the shower any time soon. "

tweek growled. he wanted to slap the smug look off of craig's face, but just glared at him and demanded that he leave. craig, still holding a straight face, began to remove his shirt.

" what the fuck are you doing?! " tweek screamed out, staring wide eyed at him once more. craig snorted, but continued to undress himself. he showed much more emotion around tweek, and though it wasn't as much as a regular human should, tweek never took it for granted, and basked in every second of it.

" i need to shower too, and it won't waste as much water if we just shower together. "

tweek blinked. he didn't understand how craig tucker, of all people, was so oblivious to the reason that the entire situation they were in was problematic. but, he was still undressing himself, and tweek was still watching him.

finally undressing himself completely, craig stepped into the shower, smiling slightly at tweek. tweek loved craig's smile. it made up for all of the cold shoulders and angry glares he gave other people.

tweek soon snapped out of his strange trance, and screeched. here he was, standing in the shower, completely naked, with craig tucker.

" d-dude, this is h-h-hella gay " tweek stuttered, but craig shook his head, and ignored tweek, squirting some shampoo into his hand, and beginning to wash. he clearly wasn't going to acknowledge tweek, so the blond sighed, and resumed washing.

how unfortunate was this? here tweek was, in the most gay situation he could've been placed in. the only thing that could make this worse was his parents. they never gave the two boys privacy, constantly barging in on them. most times, they happened to walk in on very awkward situations. tweek silently prayed that it wouldn't happen today.

" isn't this just peachy.. " tweek sighed, lathering his body in soap. it smelt nice, not too strong but not too feminine. it reminded him of craig, though, he would never voice that aloud.

" boys, can you please hurry up. your father needs to shower. " tweek practically flung himself to the other end of the shower, a loud cry escaping his lips. his mother had managed to make the situation even worse.

" mom, ngh, what the fuck?! " the drenched blond screamed, twitching ferociously. craig, who hadn't said a word since they had stepped in the shower, peered from around the curtain, flashing the young woman the finger.

tweek's mother just sighed, exiting the bathroom, and leaving the door open. Tweek muttered obscenities under his breath, angrily grabbing a towel and jumping out of the shower. craig followed, groaning as the cold air hit his chest.

" yup, " tweek murmured.
" just fucking peachy. "

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{ that was chapter one! I hope you enjoyed it. Like I said, they do happen to fall in love through many unfortunate events. This one was nothing. But thanks for reading ! I hope you enjoy the next chapter too. }