since when did i live in a monster world

chapter 4: team building

As Jason awoke for the forth time since the slightly bed wetting imp visitor, he thought about what he should do today and whether or not to tell his friends, which was still a new concept to our adolescent human, when his door was knocked on and a note was slid under his door. /fuck, what now?/. Jason got up and read his letter, and it read as so

Dear Jason,

as you may or may not know each student at this school has undergone an extreme amount of training, all just to pass the pre entry exams. Everyone has different tests, and you are no exception. Meet me at the courtyard at 1:00 sharp, lateness will effect your score.

Sincerely, the Headmaster.  

The amount of punctuation in this guys notes actually terrified him /Jesus, this guy is a freaking teacher's teacher!/ , unfortunately Jason just had to take 5 minutes looking at the bleached, rolled tree's skin and noticed that the time was in fact 11:30. now, a normal person would have just, 'meh'-ed at this and got ready, but Jason being the fuck tard he is, freaked the fuck out and rushed around to get his ass ready.

As Jason rushed his bread stick of a body out of the winding hallways of the prestigious academy he didn't notice the damn teacher right in front of him, as, his eyes where (like usual) flickering around at super sonic speeds.
*insert dumb, cartoon-ish sound effects*/fffffffuuuuuuuuuccckkkk, what noooow?!/
The headmaster.... That's what, or who...whatever
"Wow.. I said sharp. Not rushing around the halls trying to beat your mentors, Sharp"
"Eh... Eheh, yeah 'bout that uhh, you said I would be going through a test?" We then continued to walk the halls
"Yes, yes I did. Why do you have any problems with it?"
" ooooh what!? Me?! HAAAAH NO! WHY WOULD I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT!?! IMEANITSNOTLIKEIMSCAREDSHITLESSRIGHTNOW!!! HAHAAAHA!"
(Translation: I'm so fucking anxious oh god save me, NOW. I demand that and five tubs of your best ice-cream for recuperation!!!)
" rigghhht... Anyway we're here" she said as the colossal doors of the unknown room opened

Only for a giant fucking FLAMING SKULL DEMON to be shot out at terminal velocity ( TRANSLATION: VERY. FUCKING. FAST)
"woops" an unknown female voice calls out from in front of our make shift door shield
"Chloe you nearly killed the noob... Heh, noob"
"I said woops"
/wait, I know those two voices../ Jason's thoughts where cut off by none other then the cyro kitty herself
"CHLLLLOOEEEEE, YOU STOLE MY KILL!!!"
"Pffft, no I didn't besides, i made it die before you could claim it as 'your kill'"
"Rrrrroeeew!!" She then threw herself at Chloe to 'teach her a lessen'. Chloe's response was to hold Charlotte on her arm and swing her around until she caught fire
" haaat, haaaaaaaaaaat hat hat!! Ugh Chloe you mother fucker"
Jason just starred in disbelief at his 'friends' still such a forren word for him
"ATTENTION MISS ROWEN AND MISS JAMES, PLEASE STAND DOWN AND PAY YOUR RESPECT AND DEDICATION INTO WELCOMING YOUR NEW TEAM MATE!!" She squawked at them, no really like actually 'cacaw cacaw' at them, being a Phoenix and all.
"Yes mam" they all slowly replied, but as they looked at who it was, each persons expression changed from shy smiles to death glares
Expression table
Pyro Phoenix Chloe: surprised but not impressed
Cryo cat Charlotte: glaring while trying to see how well I would do in a fight
Cryo wolf Jarryd: casually staring at me with a hint of a smile 
Lightning dragon Zac (yes he was there): full smile whilst nodding
Metal dragon Sam ( just go with it): half smile while thinking of all the draconic adventures we will have
A 'low level monster' Jason: face palm's while sighing " oh for fucks sake"
Jason was not happy about the rest of his team.