Boyfriend of the Dead

Raid

          Rumble rumble krakoom! "(Guys, remember our plan? Let's roll!!! For the little girl!!!)" The boy said, hands in. Blam! The boy knocked a hole in the glass with the fire extinguisher. He reached in and unlocked the door letting the woman out. He got in quickly and shut the doors. He threw the fire extinguisher at the girl. She moved aside before it got close. It rolled away. Damnit! I forgot that they are the slowpokes! The boy thought. The girl picked up the fire extinguisher. "(What is she doing?)" The boy asked, a look of dread in his eyes. "No... No one stops me from shopping!" The girl yelled, swinging around the fire extinguisher. "(Ewww!)" The boy complained about the blood. "(Wait..)" The boy said, sniffing. The girl chunked the extinguisher at a zombie's face. What is this feeling? The boy thought. Wham! The girl whacked a zombie with the golf club. I.. I have to feel her! The boy thought, clutching his chest. How can I get closer? The boy asked himself. He thought really hard, remembering something. He got an idea and began assembling his anti-human shock absorbent armor with cushion shield. He shuffled closer. The girl turned and hit his shield with her golf club. Pomf! The boy reached out a hand and grabbed the girl's wrists. "Hey!!! Let go!!!" She yelled out. The boy let go and shuffled backwards quickly. "Huh!? What's with this guy??" The girl questioned.
             This sweet aroma... The tenderness of exercise and a spoiled childhood... It's... Wagyu!! The boy thought, drooling and holding invisible silverware.