The Start of My Crazy Life

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Spunky: "Ma how long we got before we get to our new crib im hungry."

Mom: Um in about 20 minutes why it aint like you got somewhere to be.

Spunky: "I said im hungry."

Mom: "Well shit ok hold the fuck on."

Mark: "Really."

Spunky: "Nobodys talking to you mind ya business."

Mark: "Whatever."

Spunky: "Ma please let me out dis car for I say somethin. I shouldve road wit spanky.

Mom: "Can yall both jus shut the fuck up and spunky watch your mouf.

Spunky keeps quiet and takes a nap. They arrive at McDonalds and get something to eat. Spunky gets in the car with spanky and they goes to the house. Spunky tells spanky how much she hates mark and he agrees. They get out and go in the house and start unpacking. Eventually theres a knock a the door.

Spunky: "Who is it?" (She hears a voice of a man sayin its Dakari)

(She opens the door)

Spunky: "Dakari? O my god Dakari ayeee spanky looks who here nigga!

Spanky: Who is it?

Spunky: "Dakari! Hey man what you doin here."

Dakari: "I'm movin in wit yall me ya moms was talkin da other day."

Spanky: "Dats wuts up bra im glad to see ya tho man its been a min."

Spunky: "I know right feels like forever to me."

Dakari: "Yea where ya moms at?"

Spunky: "I dont know I really dont care."

Spanky: "She left to get somethin to eat wit mark the pussy."

Dakari: "Damn yall dont like him or somethin."

Spunky: "Fuck no I cant stand him he's too fuckin weird to me.

Spanky: "I just dont like him."

Dakari: "Well fuck him den yall dont like him I dont like him."

After a hour of spunky and spanky chatting it up with Dakari their moms and mark walks in the house. Mark is introduced to Dakari whos not impressed by him already and feelin annoyed.

Mom: "Spunky monday im registerin you and ya brother to your new school."

Spunky: "Ok ma.. Dakari I want you to pick me from school if I dont catch spanky."

Dakari: "Ok but y not catch da bus?"

Spanky: "Thats so middle school im in high school now keep up ok?"

Dakari: "Still the same ol Spunky I forget you all grown up."

Spunky: "Yep.. (wit a blush on her face)

Mom: "Um that doesnt mean you're grown."

Spunky: (under her breath) "Whatever."

Its the weekend and Spunky decides to take a ride with Spanky around the city. Spanky meets friends Lil lady, Juicy, and shawty red she would eventually find out they attend her school.

Lil Lady: "Ooooh her shoes are cute girl."

Juicy: "Who girl?

Lil lady: "Her she cute too."

Juicy: "O dats dem j's just came out."

Lil lady: "Yea dem is it im bout to ask her where she got dem.. Excuse me?"

Spunky: "Yes."

Lil lady: "Where did you get those j's from?"

Spunky: "I ordered dem on line at shoekicks.com but these are custom made tho."

Lil lady: "Oh ok I love dem colors girl.. where you from I havent seen you round here before."

Spunky: "Im from jersey me and my family jus moved down here."

Lil lady: "Oh ok dats wuts up well im lil lady im here wit juicy (who say hi) and shawty red which I dont know where she at right now."

Spunky: "Ok im spunky im wit my brother spanky which I dont know where he at right now."

Juicy: "Thats whats up how old are you and what school are you attendin?"

Spunky: "15 and I don't know yet which school is poppin?"

Lil lady: "Girl you need to come to my school Banneker high everything goes down there. You gotta boyfriend?"

Spunky: "O ill see wuts up and no my last boyfriend lives back in jersey he was a piece of shit."

Lil lady: (she lol) "Listen we need to swap info so we can get to know each other you hangin wit us ia gonna be great for the team."

After chatting for a while two people walks upon the girls and who it is? Yes Spanky and Shawty red.

Spanky: "Hey ladies whats good sis? You ready to go?"

Spunky: "Yea sure but who's she?"

Shawty red: "I thought you said you had no one to answer to."

Spanky: "I dont dats my sister. Spunky Shawty red Shawty red my sister spunky.

Spunky: "Hey and I guess you been missin in action cause of my brother."

Shawty red: "Yea I guess he's so sexy to me im gonna be your in law."

Lil lady: "Um excuse them im lil lady."

Juicy: "And im juicy."

Spanky:"Nice to meet yall."

Spunky:"Ok girls im bout to leave and take it home ill call when I get to the house."

As everyone go there separates ways Spunky and Spanky goes home to get ready for the new school they are about to attend.

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