For Fuffy Bear

Part 4

After 30 minutes, Elizabeth burst through the door of Chelsey's house because some way somehow Elizabeth had the keys. "I'M HERE! GO TO YOUR LIVING ROOM!" she screamed, waking up Felix.

"Geezus christ lady I'm here. Now what do you want?" Chelsey was irritated af right now. "I found a little bell we could put on Felix! So now you could stop complaining about his scaring you at night."

"Since when the hell did I ever say he scared me."

"Yesterday, the day before, a week ago, a few months ago when you first got him..." Elizabeth listed off. "Fine. Just give me the damn thing and get your arse out of here."

"NO! I want to be the one to put it on him. Now where is that cat."

"In the kitchen...But no I'm putting it on hi-" and Elizabeth was off to find the cat.

"Awwwwee. You look so cute Felix!" she squealed and Chelsey just stool there with the bish wut da fuq look. "It doesn't look like he likes it..."

"Well what is he going to do? Cuss me out?"

"Fuck you, bitch."

"Hahaha. Like th- WAIT IS THAT CAT ACTUALLY CUSSING ME OUT?!" Elizabeth screamed running to her unadopted sister (a friend who is like a sister and wants to be adopted into your family).

"Yes. I can talk dumbass. Now take this off of me. NOW!" that cat was clearly pissed trying to take it off. "Well since your bitching about it you can keep it on until morning." Chelsey explained while picking up the cat.

"I'm staying here for the night then. Good thing it's a Friday night~"

"Since when did I say you could stay the night?"

"Since now. Weather you like it or not."

"Can you guys just shut up and go to sleep or something!" Felix screamed. "I know where the pillows and blankets are already so I'll sleep on the couch." Elizabeth walked to Chelsey's room and stole one of her pillows and a blanket from the closet. "You know I have extra pillows that AREN'T on my bed."

"I know. But these ones are better." she then walked to the couch and plugged her phone into the nearby outlet. "Omfg. Just don't eat ANY of my god damn pocky."

~~~~~Morning <brought to you by victurri>~~~~~

"Wake up Chelsey. Felix is sleeping on my pillow and scratches me whenever I try to move him." Elizabeth shook her sleeping unadopted sister awake. "I'm up. I'm up." Chelsey walked over to retrieve the cat only to find Elizabeth in the fridge looking for something to eat.

"On what planet did I say you could go in my fridge."

"This planet apparently...three years ago when you said 'help yourself'."

"THAT WAS THREE YEARS AGO!"

"And it is still valid to this day." Felix then jumped out of Chelsey's arms off to who knows where, very irritated. "Whatever. So since you got your face in the fridge first you make breakfast for both of us."

"I didn't know you liked burnt eggs..." Yes. Elizabeth could not cook to save a life.

"You know I have a waffle maker. Just make waffles while I go make sure Felix isn't taking a shit on my pillow. AGAIN!" she yelled loud enough so Felix could hear from wherever he was.

"Alright...Don't expect much..." she said getting the ingredients out and ready.

After around 10 minutes Elizabeth was done with the batter but for some reason she thought it would be a great idea to get syrup (which Chelsey hated because she wasn't normal) and tried to put some in the batter. This quickly turned into tug of war with the syrup bottle.

"Can I get a waffle?" Felix asked. "Could I please get a waffle." the two girls were still fighting but ended when Felix screamed "COULD I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE!" 

"Can cats have waffles Elizabeth asked."

"I doubt they can have syrup but we'll see with the waffle just itself. So this is a reason NOT to put syrup in the waffle." Chelsey grabbed the syrup that came from who knows where since she knows she didn't buy it, and put it in the pantry.

"Fine. Just let me make a few before we start eating."

~~~~~However long it takes to make 5 waffles times skip~~~~~

"These aren't that bad compared to last time. But they're still shit."

"Yeah. I know. Just shut up and eat."

"They're shit thought." Felix just HAD to say something. "Shut up cat." Elizabeth spoke. "But seriously. How do you fuck up a waffle. A WAFFLE!"

"Shut the hell up cat unless you want a pink collar with ribbons AND a bell on you." that shut him up quick.

When they finished their waffles Felix didn't die but still had that salty look on his face.

"Hey Chell." Elizabeth spoke. "What if there was a way to turn that cat human. So you could have a boyfriend for once in your life."

"If you did that I would give you 50 bucks."

"Challenge accepted."