Cows??

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Following after strarscream i found myself thinking about us more and more. I'm a human and he's a transformer, there's no way we could ever be together!

This thought depressed me and strarscream noticed my distress.

"What is it how?" still as grumpy as always.

"It's nothing! I was just thinking about stuffs" I can't tell him i was thinking about us together!

"Then think about something else! I don't want to look at your stupid sad face, it's unnerving!" it's true i had been brooding for a while now, maybe he cared about me? This thought cheered me up a little bit, i don't want him to worry about me so i should just put on a happy face!

"Ok! Lets do something fun!" i shriek and startle starscream. I take off, out of the woods into a big green field. Finally out of the forest! I didn't see strarscream coming after me, so i call out to him.

"Starscream come on! Out of the woods, into the wilds! Theres no one here" i take look around only see cows on pasture.

After a while i see starscream perk out of the trees. Eyeing the cows warily.

"How are you going to conquer the human race if you're afraid of cows!" i giggle at him. This makes him puff his chest out and he looks irritated but finally comes out of the woods.

"I'm not afraid. I'm only surveying the premises, who knows what kind of ambush might be waiting..."

"Yeah, a cow ambush!" i laugh and he mutters under his breath.

But it's kinda weird how on edge he seems, he only wanted to travel in the woods too like he's in hiding. But it makes sense since there are no transformers in this universe.

"You really don't like us fleshlings huh?"

"..."

"Well, nevermind! Let's go cow tipping!" i try to keep up my good mood.

"Cow what...?" he clearly confused.

"It's when you tip over a sleeping cow" i look around nd can't really see any of the cows sleeping.

Pondering my chances of tipping awake cow, starscream takes long strides towards one. I just watch as he picks up one of the cows, inspects it for a while then launches it off into the horizon.

"Holy shit! What!!" i exclaim in horror. I run towards starscream.

"Why the hell did you do that! Poor cow!" i can't help but think it could've as easily been me who was thrown to space.

"I do not understand this game" he nonchalantly explains.

"Clearly not! Just don't do that again..." i wince thinking about the fate of the cow. "Let's leave the cows alone for now ok..."

But before I've even finished my sentence i see Starscrean already holding another cow.

"No, Starscream! Bad! But the poor animal down!" i try to beg him. Why did i tell him to come with me to the fields! He's gonna toss all the cows, like it's a game.

"Fine." i hear him say and breathe in relief. But instead just putting it down to the ground he firmly sets the cow down on top a barn building.

Good enough... I guess, at least he didn't kill it.

I see him looking closely at the cow, with bit of curiosity and appallment.

"I've not really taken a good look into any earth beings. Most I've seen are humans. What strange things, not as intelligent as you it seems. Tough it's not saying much..." he peers at the cow, who'a staying oddly still. Maybe it's in shock.

"Gee thanks" i chortle.

I start climbing on starscream.

"Hey what are you doing!" he shriek.

"I want to see how the world it's from up there! You let the Cow see it, i want too!" i carefully climb to his shoulder and weirdly enough he allows it.

"Fine, but don't leak on me!" he scoffs. I giggle and give him a high five, which he ofc doesn't return.

I feel all giddy inside, and finally i can just travel so i don't have to do anything. And I'm Fine with that, I've had my share of exercise for life!

"Where are we going Starscream?"

"To fix my wing, and since I'm stuck with you, you might as well help!"

"Yes sir!"

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