Wattpader's New Clothes

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Me: *Crashes threw a wall* FRICK GUYS!

Bianca: Sup famallama-

Nick: What is it now?

Me: I HIBERNATED FOR 15 YEARS AGAIN!

Frans: YEAH YOU WERE OUT FOR LITERALLY MONTHS!

Blu: *Crashes threw the same wall somehow, has her bags and is wearing a flower dress* IM GOING TO HAWAII AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME ^w^

Wattpaders: WE'LL MISS YOU BLU!!!~

Cory: So You're Just Letting the cream weasel go!?

Me: Yeah, I mean, She said no one can stop her so-

Tom: WELL IN THAT CASE- *Gets all his stuff and is now wearing sunglasses* ALOHA LOSERS!-

Me: *Twirls around and then slaps tommy's face* Nu.

Tom: ow... ;-;

Ash: WHEN WILL THE VIOLENCE END!?!

Jon: Call 000-000-0001 today to save a tommy from wattpaders... One phone call could make a difference...

*Whatever the sad song that people always play in sad ads play*

Me: It was just a slap.

Sasha: How About We Stop Wasting Words and we do sOME FLIPPIN' DARES!!

Everyone: YEAH!

Me: WAIT CHILDREN!! We Have A New Bud!!

???: *Poofs out of thin air* Hai :3

Ashlie/Bianca: ITS A CINNAMON ROLL!!! ^w^

Me: This Is Kim Or user72496842

Tom: What A F-

Me: AND DONT YOU DARE CALL HER A FWEAK OR SO HELP ME I'LL SHIP YOU!

Tom: :I

Kim: Hi Guys!!

Wattpad: YAY A NEW FRIEND! ^w^

Jon: Shall We Start The Next Dare?

Me: Let me just do this very quick- DAWNETH I BESTOWETH UPONETH THY A HUMANETH!!! *Lightning strikes and dawn's a human* (Dare from hiddenrosebean )

Dawn: aaaaaAAAAAAAAA-!!!

Scape: *Blushin' like heck*

Jon: oMG!!!! DAWN HAS HAIR!!!

Ash: *Pokes dawn*

Dawn: sCREEECH-

Sasha: Imma just leave him to discover what it's like being a human :3 Okie, AppleGirl512005 Dared is to have a sing-off!!

Crazy: I Call First!!!

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