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Welcome to 7th Wheel, the absolute most pure and beautiful story you will ever read.

[EDIT: jan 2020] this is NOT a serious story. it is 100% for jokes, but please continue to comment as if it's serious because that makes it all the more funny.

Since Reddie, Benverly, and Stenbrough are basically alreddie canon, we decided to bring Mike in on the fun.
Buckle your seatbelts, folks. Comin' in hot, here is 7th Wheel.

— side note: we love mike and ship stanlon a hardcore, more than stenbrough nowadays for sure, so don't hate us pls for this crackship and the endings —

playlist for this fic :)
yodeling boy song (yeah ik it has a real name but idk what it is) - mason ramsey
mr brightside - the killers
this is gospel (if you love me let me go) - panic! at the disco
country boy, i love you, bleh - a young girl
yodeling boy remix - a remixer
what the fuck kyle - someone who hates kyle
i smell like beeeef - richie probably
don't fuck with me, i have the power of god and anime on my side - also probably richie
patricia! - someone that coaches baton
say no to this - hamilton

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