*DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY CAT PORN PUNS. AND IF YOU DONT LIKE CAT EROTICA'S xD
I stretch. Another day of single life. My mom keeps pestering me to find someone. I tell her to Leave me the meow alone. I do my usual things and bath myself. Then I go out the smaller door telling the big people and my mom I'm leaving. I go to that cafe on the corner like I always do. I'm never aloud inside so I just jump on the little wooden tables out front and drink left over coffee. I always look across the room to see if my huge eyes will meet another's. They never do. A server always comes out and runs her hand on my back. I'm not into her. Too..... human. I look into the window of the cafe and see a old woman. Shes fancy asf. I look away because the manager keeps giving me the stink eye. I stare at another table. That's when the sexiest little kitten hopped on the table. I purr in pleasure. Grey with blue eyes. She catches my eye then starts licking her paw. I purr louder and lick my lips. She struts over with confidence.
Cat- Hellooo. Would you like to follow me?
Me- Uhhhh.
Cat- Oh come on. Don't leave me all.... alone.
She saunters away and her tail high and swaying to my heart beat. I hop off and follow her like a zombie. She leads me to a alley. She goes inside a big cardboard box with a pink blanket inside. I go in after her.
Cat- My name is Midnight. Because in the middle of the night... you will be screaming my name.
I do a deep growl. Shes such a little temptress.
Midnight- Do you have a name? So I can scream it out? I have to know your name or else Ill feel like a slut.
Me- Its Sunshine.
Midnight- Sunshine? Isn't that a girl's name.
Me- Midnight seems like a guys name to me.
Midnight- Ooh. Feisty. I think I need to straighten you out.
She comes close to my ear.
Midnight- In many ways.
I purr. Flexing my paws. She sways her tail as she walks around the box.
Midnight- Are you okay? Your a little.... quiet.
Me- I'm okay. You are a little.... talkative.
Midnight- Ooh tell me more. Tell me more!
Me- You saunter away yet you keep crawling back. Why is that?
Midnight- Uggggh. MORE. MORE!
Me- Um. Bitch.
She jumps me. And starts kneading her paws on my chest.
Midnight- The most offensive word for a cat. Your lucky I hate dogs or else I wouldn't be as turned on. Now do me. Now.
Me- No.
I know I'm crazy but maybe she will want me more.
Midnight- Ohhhh you dog! FUCK ME.
Me- No.
She wraps her tail around my leg and rubs her whiskers on my chest.
Midnight- Oh Sunshine. I'm 3 years old and I have experience. I. WILL. ROCK. YOUR. WORLD.
I carefully jump on her back. I start grinding my penis across her fur as I travel to the floor. She growls. Instead of shagging her I lick her pussy. She gets wet but she doesn't like it. She turns arounds and sits down. Only for a second because then she lifts her leg up into a stripper pole. She doesn't lick her self this time. I do.
Midnight- Ooooh. Myyyy. GOD!
Then once I finally have a shower I lift my head up and shag her. She stands up so half of my body is on her stomach and my back paws are on the ground.
Midnight- Deeper!
I do has she says and go deep. So deep you can't see my dick.
Me- This might hurt.
I turn her around so she is standing normally. I shag her.
Midnight- I would be offended by you doing me doggie style but god fucking dammit it feels so good!
Something comes out and I hear her purr louder than I've purred. I grab her little feminine cat hips and penetrate her. After that we take cat naps. When I wake up she's gone.
10 weeks later
I will always regret that night. Because I was at the cafe. As I did everyday to see if she would show. (She never did.) She came today. With company. Two female kittens and a male kitten. The first one, Snowball was white with green eyes. The second one, Kelly was black with gray stripes and had green eyes and the male, Valentine was black and had blue eyes.
Midnight- They are yours, Sunshine.
Me- I had a feeling......
Midnight- This is going to be hard to hear but... Goodbye Sunshine. I will be moving to North Carolina once the kittens are old enough.
Me- But that will be in weeks!
Midnight- I can't see you anymore.
Me- WHY?!
Midnight- I found love. Maybe someday you will.
She left a month later. I never saw that box again. Those pink blankets were forgotten. But I went one night. Yesterday. All that was left was a little piece of that blanket. I've been regretting that night ever since. I never did find love. Even though that little 3 year old me had the best night ever... 14 year old me was thinking that was the worst night ever. I would know because I'm 14 and I'm dying. There was one year. That was brilliant. I had found love. Not romance. But kitty love. My 11 year daughter, Kelly visited. She was 4 then. She and I lived in my house for 9 months. My owner was pregnant. Once she had that baby it was time for us to leave. But Kelly told me to stay and that she was leaving. A tear dripped onto my whiskers and I whispered goodbye. A tear drips onto my whiskers as I say goodbye to my life. My horrible life. i JUST wished I could have lived it better. But all I could think of right now is the pitter patter of Midnight's paws walking away and how I wish I could hear mine with hers. <3
