groupchat | straykids texts

07

when they find out you're dating one of their members
|| them as you're older/younger brother ||

woojin | 🐯
(older)

YOURE DATING JISUNG WTF

YOU FOND OUT HOW TF

a picture of him hugging u is on his wallpaper

this kid...

Y DIDNT U TELL ME THO

...

i thougHT U TRUSTED ME

think again

YOU LITTLE

chan | 🐨
(older)

well
i just got news

from who?
c'mon spill the tea!

from hyunjin

ooh interesting

YOUR DATING HIM?!

u just found out?

wdym?

everyone in your group knows already
you're so slow bro

you should've just stayed in australia

HEY BE GRATEFUL THAT IM HERE SUPPORTING U
U DONT KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LEARN KOREAN

minho | 🐻
(younger)

if it was anyone else i wouldn't approve
but i'll let u be ONLY BECAUSE it's chan
he's nice

uh huh

if you're wondering how i found out
he wrote a song about u

what

right
i need to have a serious conversation with him

i do too
HE WROTE A SONG ABOUT ME AND DIDNT TELL ME??

changbin |🕷
(older)

i needs confess something

finally

what?

i knew u were hiding something from me

ok
i ate your whole tub of ice cream in the fridge

your dating jisung
WHAT U ATE MY WHAT??

oh am i not allowed to?

YOU SHOULDVE TOLD ME
anyway i don't approve

well shit
TOO BAD :P

you little-

hyunjin | 🐘
(younger)

are you coming home for dinner this saturday?

no
i'm gonna have a talk with changbin

what why

he needs to know how to take care of u bfr i let y'all date

how?

you know i have instagram too right?
and i'm ON YOUR ACCOUNT

SHIT

don't u dare remove me-

seungmin | 🐍
(older)

jeongin's mine

no
stop
he told me u annoy him

I DO NOT

stop lying to yourself

WKHWWHWBA I HATE U

love u too
now get your ass back home and help me with my physics

no
get jeongin to help u

ok then

waIT NO

jisung | 🐿
(older)

FINALLY
MY SHIP IS SAILING
🌊🌊🌊

says the one that was against it at first

HEY I WAS ONLY BEING THE AMAZING BROTHER I AM OKAY
APPRECIATE ME

nah

IM TELLING SEUNGMIN NOT TO GET U CHOCOLATE ANYMORE

WHAT NO!

felix |🐱
(younger)

woojin has a good voice
but i think mines better

what...?

i'll let u date him but we still need to have sibling time ok

ALRIGHT U BIG BABY

:D

jeongin | 🐣
(younger)

why minho
he's such a hoe

you're a hoe

am not

u are

well at least he can't sing as well as me

well u can't rap OR dance better
bij its 2-1 you lost

HOWS U KNOW I CANT RAP HUH

OH NO
DONT EVEN START-

YOOOOO
*send recording of him rapping to changbin's part in hellavator*

i knew it