Caillou was in his class at preschool when the teacher asked him what he had for show and tell and he said he was gonna bring in something the tomorrow the teacher said ok then moved on to another little shit.
Caillou was thinking about what he could bring in for show and tell tomorrow his brian was blank. Before he knew it it was already time to go home. When caillou's mum picked him up from pre-school he asked her what he could bring in for show and tell tomorrow and she said why didn't you have a look in your fathers closet there has to be something in there for you to bring in for show and tell.
As soon as caillou got home he rushed up the stairs and ran into his dad's room. Caillou saw daddy wanking off to 10 hours of peppa pig laughing. "Daddy what are you doing"? Asked caillou. "Why are you stroking your willy"? "Caillou come over here now"! Said daddy. "Get on your knees and suck on my willy". "NO"! "Your willy is smelly and there is cheese on the end"! Screamed caillou. "Caillou you emo cunt I'm gonna go make you a cheese sandwich". Said daddy. "Ok thank you said Caillou".
When daddy went downstairs Caillou dragged the chair that was covered in white cum over to the closet . Caillou stood on the chair and started looking in the top of daddy's closet. He found loads of hentai dvds from like 2005. Then he found a fucking gun.
Caillou liked the gun because it reminded him of all the school shooting videos he had seen on YouTube. Now he could be just like the people who did the columbine shooting. Caillou jumped off the chair and ran into his room.
Ah shit! He thought. He forgot the bullets he ran back into his dads room and got the bullets and went back into his own room to load the gun. Just then caillou's dad came up the stairs and went into his room to find out all his hentai dvds from 2005 were all on the floor he was well pissed off. Just then rosie came into caillou's room asking him to play with her Caillou raged and shot her in the head caillou's mum heard the gunshot and she came to see what had happened.
She thanked Caillou for shooting his sister coz she was a thot. Then Caillou went to bed. The next morning Caillou packed his bag for school he put the bullets and the gun in his bag and he went to school. Caillou's teacher asked Caillou what he had for show and tell. He said something really special.
He pulled the loaded gun out of his bag then pointed the gun at his slutty teacher and pulled the trigger. BANG! She was fucking dead Caillou shot like 74 children in his school an new word record. Caillou got away with shooting up the school coz he shot everyone before anyone could contact the police.
When Caillou got home his mum said he has an appointment with the doctor. When he got to the doctor. The doctor said he had checked caillou's blood results and it turns out he had ligma and a smelly willy Caillou got the gun out of his bag and shot himself in the head like the emo cunt he is.
Then they lived happily ever after👌👌
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Caillou rages and shoots up his school
General FictionCaillou is a depressed little cunt who slits his wrist coz his sister rosie ate all his hair.one day he starts getting hard whenever he sees obama . He go diagnosed with a disease that would change his life forever