♈ Aries- Satan
♉ Taurus- A sloth
♊ Gemini- an angry British man (me, apparently)
♋ cancer- an egg
♌ leo- a t-rex
♍ Virgo- a biology test
♎ libra- nicki minaj
♏ Scorpio- a platypus (who else thought of phineas and ferb? No one? Ok)
♐ Sagittarius- a headless chicken
♑ Capricorn- Kanye west
♒ Aquarius- pepe
♓ pisces- a shark
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