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Me : OK first off, who ate my fucking Cheetos * slams empty bag on table *

Lap : it wasn't me

Zeel : not me

Dia : not me either

Me : who the fuck ate it!

Lap : OK it was me

Me : you're dead!

Lap : sit your dyke head ass down!

Me : shut up looking like ashy chocolate!

Zeel : ohhhh

Lap : Zeel you bony bitch

Dia : watch your mouth

Outside in storm

Liu kang : where are we

Kitana : some other realm

Mileena : out of all people I have to be stuck here with you fools

Sub zero : we don't want you here either

Raiden : we must find our way back

Scorpion : so we just gonna stand here in the rain

Raiden : it's not like it's hurting you

Scorpion : but my hellfire will

Kitana : this isn't time for fighting, we have to figure out where we are

Scorpion : Bitch

Raiden : come , let us search

Me : * far way * you gonna go to the store and buy me some more rucking Cheetos!

Lap : * far away * you go get your own fucking chips!

Zeel : can we go inside

Dia : yeah I just got my hair done

Raiden : * walks up to them * hello there mortals

Me : * stops and screams * it's you!

Lap : yeah and.... ( looks over to kitana)  and you brought kitana... Yay ( so not amused)

Liu kang : we need of your assistance.

Diamond : do we get paid.

Mileena : no!

Diamond : than no!

Me : ( cuts in)  we would love to help... but ( stares at Sub zero and Scorpion) I think I have my award in mind.

Lap : sit your ass down! You have no chance with them but... ( steps over to Scorpion) I got a chance with someone

Zeel : OK who are you people!

Raiden : I'm Lord rai...

Me : OK this is Raiden, Liu kang, Mileena, Scorpion ,Sub zero , and the bitch .

Dia : who's the bitch

Lap : kitana

Kitana : how dare you !

Me : oh be quiet !

Scorpion : ( chuckles )

Kitana : you think it's funny ! It soon wont when i slice off your tongue !

Lap : bitch ! Dont get hit ! Cause imma beat your flat ass back to the nether realm !

Liu kang : i won't let you talk to her like that !

Sub zero : you just did

All : what

Sub zero : oh nothing

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