Me: *has razor blade in mouth in class*
Lillie: *is reading "BOI IN DEM PJS"*
Me: *takes blade out of mouth and tries to cut Lillie's hair, but fails*
Lillie: What are you doing?
Me: I just want your hair...(to put on a voodoo doll)
Lillie: What?
Me: I just want your damn hair.
Lillie: Fine...
Me: *Cuts her hair w/ razor and plays with her hair*
Lillie: *Finishes chapter in book*
Me: *Puts Lillie's hair in my mouth* You taste good.
Lillie: *looks* TAKE THAT OUT NOW!
Me: NO! YOUR CONDITIONER TASTES SO GOOD!
Me: *Saves hair over weekend and tapes it as a mustache when we had the class again*
Lillie: ....
