MAN: "I love you" Woman: "Nah, I'M leaving u, cuz' you're fat!"
༼ つ ♥‿♥ ༽つ L(✿ ⚆ _ ⚆ )0
Man: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ l(✿；一_一)0
"how could she?!"
┬──┬ ノ༼ ゜-゜ノ༽
*he flips*
┻━┻ ︵ヽ༼ 'Д' ༽ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
*later*
(༼;'༎ຶД༎ຶ' ༽) à ༼ ಠ╭╮ಠ ༽
*epic training begins*
༼ノಠ益ಠ ༽ノ彡┻━┻
*one eternity later*
Man: "Now I'm strong!"
ᕦ(Ò_Óˇ)ᕤ
"huah!!!!"
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
Man: "And hot af!"
ƪ(˘⌣˘)Ʃ
*he is now on a mission!*
man: "motherfuckeerr"
0(◕‿◕✿)0 ├┬┴┬┴ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
Woman: *le GASP* Man: "fucka u!"
0(✿◕ヮ◕)0 ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
*bang!*
*ded* Man: "huehuehue"
0(✿x_x)0 ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\ (▀̿ ͜▀̿ ̿)
The end 😊
