I Swear We're Not Gay! (Eren × Levi smut!)

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*Levi's P.O.V.*

I wake up to the smell of bacon. My stomach growls and I gently wiggle my way out of Eren's grasp. The first thing I notice is that everything from my lower back to my hips, hurt like crazy. Son of a bitch! I can barely move! Eren stirs.

"Levi? Is it morning," his voice is deep and husky from being asleep.

"Yeah. Smells like breakfast is about ready. Put your pants on and let's go eat."

"Okay." We grab our sleeping pants and jerk them on. We slowly walk down the stairs as if any moment now, we will fall back to sleep. I rub my eyes as I enter the kitchen. Mom is frying bacon and making pancakes.

"Oh, hey mom. How was work?"

"Busy... as usual. How did you two sleep?" There was a long pause. Eren's back is turned to grab some orange juice from the refrigerator as he freezes in place. I'm reaching for the plates as I freeze in place too. Mother turns towards us and I hear a gasp.

"WHAT THE HELL LEVI!? YOU'RE FUCKING GAY?! I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO CHASE AFTER MEN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"I SWEAR WE'RE NOT GAY! WE WERE JUST FIGHTING AND... um..  yeah... I'm sorry mom. I didn't mean to let you down..." I look down at my feet. I can hear Eren walking towards me. His hand rests on my shoulder.

"How could you not tell me you were gay? The evidence is all over your backs' and you thought you could hide it from me? Levi what the fuck? You devil! I bet you bottomed didn't you! Ha! I know that limp from anywhere. As angry as you are all the time, I would have bet money that you would have topped... Guess I was wrong... Way to go Eren! Got my boy to submit," she giggles and reaches over to high-five Eren. Eren looks confused but doesn't ignore her hand in fear of her sudden mood change.

"Wait! So... you're not mad...? I'm confused," I look over at Eren and then back to her.

"Not really! I wish you would have told me. I'm more shocked about you being on bottom than you being gay though haha."

"Cut it out mom!"

"Aw come on Short-stack!"

"I told you not to call me that!

"Oh, so you can take a dick but not a joke?!"

Eren spits out his orange juice and laughs. As for me? Well, I'm left with a red face and a mother who can't shut her mouth.

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