Sad Book Of Sayings

"I Love You."

"I Love You."

Your boyfriend, who a minute ago, said he loved you, said "I Love You" to your best friend.

W-what?

No. No. No.

Nononononononono.

NO!

He just- I just- we- we-....

I thought we...

I thought...

I thought we were together... I thought he loved me.

Your best friend walks up to you, whispering in your ear, "I actually love him. Of course, I'll stop this and make him get back together with you if you want!"

You put on your smiling mask, wanting to scream "NO!" at your best friend, but instead you say with a laugh "Obviously you can have him! I actually set this all up to see if you got jealous! So, duh, have him all you want!"

She walks away, giggling and thanking you. As you watch, you put on the smiling mask that hides a tear streaked, red eyed, screaming mouth, and whisper "Not like I never liked him anyways...."