Brad and Bill | A Forbidden Suburban Love Story

The Barbecue

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[Brad's POV]

"Get in the car honey!" I say uncomfortably. I don't like calling her that, I prefer Karen. She finally comes out of the house. She is very beautiful. I mean all the men in town hit on her. How else do you think we got invited to the Stewart's house for a barbecue? No, she's not having an affair with Bill Stewart, the man of the house. His family makes a barbecue sauce and owns this big house, one of the biggest in the town, and every year he does an outdoor barbecue using the sauce. I don't think she is cheating though and  if she was I would understand why. His blue eyes sparkle like fresh blueberries and his hair is like- "Are you gonna drive or what Brad?" Said Karen, I did not notice her get in the car. "Whoops...just...thinking about...bills!" Bills. Bill.

[Time Skip]

"Oh hey Brad! Haven't seen you in a long time! Must be so caught up in your daughters soccer tournaments!" Joe said while walking over giving one of those "Dad laughs". I know what they sound like because I use them all the time to blend in. "Hey Joe, not really, just been busy reconstructing the back porch. Karen saw one in a home improvement magazine and wants it."

"I feel you dude. Sarah did the same thing last year, but she wanted one of the kids bedroom remodeled." He said while sipping his beer. "Being a man is hard!" He says looking a bit woozy. Being a man is hard, especially when you like them.

"Yeah, yeah." I say not interested in this conversation. "So hows the kids? Charlotte, my littlest, wanted to start acting. So of course Sarah was full on and..." I didn't here him finish his story because I was more focused on the man who just came out of the back door. Bill Stewart. I hope I wasn't staring. But he is beautiful. He stoped and started to look around, looking for someone. He spotted one of his next door neighbors. Just a few people down from me. While he was walking past, he looked me right in the eye, with his manly grin. After sharing looks, I felt passion, just like I did on my wedding day. When I wasn't fully gay. Being the rebellious person I was and eloped with Karen.

"Well that's what happened last Friday night before Sarah's parents came to stay. Oh yeah how about going golfing with me next Saturday? Getting away from the kids and stuff. How bout it Brad? Brad...?" Joe said while waving a hand in front of my face. "Yeah, yeah. Sure. I just got some new clubs so that would be cool."

"Yeah I'll see if I could invite Bob and Bill! They bring good beers! And- whoops!" Joe said while dropping his beer. "Oh I'll pick that up for you." I said while going down to pick the can up. I looked behind to look at Bill. Bill's calves to be exact. I came back up to give the can to Joe while he goes on about his family. Then I feel someone's hand glide across mine. "Oh. Sorry Brad." Said the man. I looked and it was Bill. He grinned then walked away to the Jameson family.

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{ This is a joke unless you want to take it seriously, then go ahead. Its a joke with my friend. But for who believe in love within barbecue, then there will be a next chapter.
                                                                                            -Savanna}