ME SHOPPING (It's a little scary)
Me: How about this dress mom?
Mom: Can i see it on you?
Me: Are you asking me to undress Tris?
Mom: *mumbling to herself* why did she have to read those books?
*later on*
Cashier: That will be thirty dollars and four cents
Me: Four? Like the number?
Cashier: Will that be cash, credit or debit?
Me: Wow so many choices. It's like i'm divergent or something. Will this choice transform, destroy or define me?
*after i pay*
Cashier: have a good day!
Me: I am divergent and cannot be controlled. *walks away*
Mom: Sorry about that
Cashier: Oh don't worry, i get it all the time from teenage girls.
Me: Mom!! We're going to miss the train and then become factionless and then this trip would have been pointless! So lez go!
Mom: But we don't have to take the train...
Me: C'mon woman, we're losing daylight!
*starts to drag my mom away*
