Roy Mustang And Riza Hawkeye One Shots LEMON/SMUT

The Desk-Almost Caught

"Colonel, take off those ignitions gloves before you accidentally set the whole office on fire!"

Riza scolded the Flame Alchemist as she kissed his neck. They were in his office; her straddling him in his chair, topless and attacking his neck with succulent kisses. The others were out on various field missions, so the couple decided to make the best of their alone time.

"Don't flatter yourself, Hawkeye." Roy mumbled closing his eyes and relishing in the feeling of her hands stroking him through his pants.

"Is that really how you feel?" She challenged, ceasing her assault on his neck and looking down at him.

"Don't be so sensitive," He gave a charming smile and stroked her chin with his gloved hand. Her eyes soften briefly and she was just about to kiss his lips when they heard a knock on the door.

Riza's arms flailed outwards and she clumsily fell backwards between his feet and the desk.

"Relax," he chuckled, "The door is locked." He stood and walked over to the door just as the knocking continued. "Damn you Fullmetal."

He mumbled and looked behind him to see if Riza was decent again. Oddly, he found that she was nowhere in sight. Roy frowned and then shrugged, turning around and unlocking the door to let his newest state alchemist and his brother in.

"What are you doing here?" He asked walking back to the desk with the brothers in tow. "You're supposed to be in Dagnus."

"We finished early," the shorter Elric shrugged. "Figured we'd report back and then we need to go home to Resembool to have Winry check my automail."

Mustang nodded and flopped down in his seat. His eyes nearly bulged out of his head when he spotted his still topless Lieutenant huddled in the nook under the desk where his chair slid in. The desk sat directly on the floor, so it was impossible for the Elrics to see her from the other side, but just the slightest sound and they'd be caught.

"What were you thinking?" he tried to mentally send to her with a look of disapproval. She only shrugged and smiled sheepishly.

"I hope we weren't interrupting anything," Alphonse stated innocently, his large borrowed body sat awkwardly on the small couch across from the Colonel's desk.

"Nothing too important." Mustang shrugged and Riza frowned beneath him.

She loved him, but his arrogance drove her crazy sometimes. He liked to pretend that he was underestimating her sexually. And while she was confident in her sexiness, it was time to show him just how much she could drive him crazy.

It was time for a little payback.

"So did you track down any criminal leads in Dagnus?" Roy asked, scooting his chair in to box in the young blonde below him. He leaned forward and rested his chin on his laced hands.

Edward snorted, "A complete waste of a train ride and our time, Colonel. It was a dead-end lead."

"Hmm..." Mustang smirked, considering the younger boy's words. "That's unfortunate because-"He lost his words in the feeling of a pair of smooth hands reaching into his waistband and grabbing his dick.

Riza wrapped her fingers around him and began to pump up and down slowly. She was able to quietly twist her body so that she was supported on her knees, facing his crotch.

"Because what, Colonel?" Alphonse's absent voice asked curiously.

"Uhh...B-because we'd-gotten a lot of reports of s-s-suspicious activity from that area," The colonel had to stutter through his words because of the woman's actions below. She was running her hand up his shaft and over the head, running her thumb across the beading precum on the head, before sliding back down. He was happy she was unable to reach his balls, or they'd be in big trouble!