Once upon a time in a land 3 blocks away there lived a dotted purple yet red troll name Mr.Troll dicket. He was an asshole......literally.....He was pooping in a cup of tea when suddenly he stopped and started peeing RAPIDLY.His amazingly blue glittering pee shimmered in the moonlight.Soon Grace VanderWaal walked by and also started peeing in the tea pot next door.Mr.troll dicket noticed her peeing and wondered why her pee was yellow.He walked up to her and showed her his cup and asked why it did not look the same
She said "what does ur diet consists of"
He said "only the freshest of unicorns
She laughed and asked if she could try some.He gave her a cow instead,she said "No this is cow " the went to go kill a unicorn.She failed so he cruched her head off and then continued peeing in his cup of tea
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Ptea Cup
FantasySTEP RIGHT UP FOR THE PEEING TROLL OF THE SEASON!!!!HIS AMAZING BLUE PEE WILL DO MARVELOUS THINGS