Naruto: To fix what went wrong

Chapter 2

Naruto - ''Blah blah blah ''

Kami- '' BLAH BLAH BLAH ''

Author- ' blah blah blah ''

Kyuubi- '' Blah blah blah ''

Previously---------

In another dimension, the god known as Kami smiled. Things were about to get more interesting from now on. Not that she minded, life as a god was boring enough without the normal course of life but with this.... She couldn't fathom the outcomes that Naruto's decisions would have on the original timeline that he came from. She smiled. ' I wonder how he's going to react when he realises that he does have a destined mate, just one that wasn't in his timeline but in this one. He he he he he, oh gosh. I sound like a fangirl. ' then she had an idea. ''HEY Author, COULD YOU MAYBE CHANGE A FEW THINGS! I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL IDEAS THAT WOULD REALLY MAKE ALL THE FANCLUBS GO WILD!' Kami said to the lone figure of the Author. She waited as the all mighty Author was thinking. Waiting, waiting and waiting... her eye twitched as she smiled with fake kindness to try and not start yelling.

'' I could consider possible changes to my outline of events and character personalities but only if the fandom clubs have enough signed petitions. Then i would be willing to listen. Plus, the pairing is explanatory enough. '' The Author said, not really willing to consider any other outcome from its carefully planned masterpiece of romance between its favorite two love birds.

' You unfair Bastard! I won't be roped into this and your evil plans. Kami-sama, please help me deter the evil demon before it destroys the beauty of the yaoi relationships!'' Naruto screamed after randomly appearing by thin air. He ran up to the god and shook hands before they both turned to the culprit of yaoi dream crushing. The glint in their eyes told the Author to run or be hunted for the rest of its life. It could only imagine the pranks that they could conceive together, the Author shuddered running for dear life as two overly powerful characters from its story chased it down in real life and threatened to beat some sense into its head.

Knowing how that had worked for all the characters in Naruto's actual timeline, the Author had a really plain reason to run for its life, Naruto would fuck some shit up.

' Come back Author-sama, we have things to discuss!' Naruto shouted.

'' NO! I deny anything that you have stacked against me! Everything is a lie, it's a lie. Not True, Not true. Must run, must run for dear life or no possible chance of upcoming chapters getting published! Oh the horror if that happened. All my followers would never see the glory of the Minato and Naruto relationship!!!!! NOOOOOOOO! '' The Author ran over the blank landscape not stopping to look behind itself. With fate not on its side, it would rather keep it's chances of dying as low as possible.

'' BUT Author-SAMA, YOU SAID YOU WOULD TALK TO US IF WE HAD ENOUGH PEOPLE SIGN A PETITION'' Kami said as she produced a document out of thin air with a list of over 100,000 signed signatures. '' AND IT SO HAPPENS THAT WE HAVE ENOUGH''

"NOOOOOOOO! I will not! NO WAY!'' Author ran into the vast open area and didn't stop. Naruto and Kami looked at eachother and smirked evilly.

'' Time to go hunting! '' Naruto said with an innocent look on his face. ''AGREED'' Kami nodded. With that, both of them were running after the desperate Author.—————————-

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Soon later, two figures could be seen standing over a lone figure that was burnt and smoking from an overly explosive fire seal that Naruto had thrown at it. Both figures cackled evilly as the smoking figure whimpered for mercy that would most likely not be given.