letters to john

four

 

dear john,

i like bad boys. i told you that. but i never really explained it though. i want to encounter a bad boy in real life but i don’t know what i’d do if i ever meet one. i like reading fictional stories about bad boys too. where there is a thing called happy ending. and he gets the girl.

well, you didn’t quite get my point.

you: are you sure about that? bad boys tend to be aggressive.  

 

me: i just think they’re so cool and cute. and my life is pretty boring so i guess i need a bad boy to make it more… exciting

 

you: what makes you say your life’s boring?

me: i don’t go out much. i think i just want something new in my life. oh god, i sound like a fifty year old woman right now.

 

you: oh, gotcha. that makes sense. lol you do not sound anything like that. but you do sound like a sixty year old woman. okay, kidding :)

gee, way to make me feel better.