Let me get something straight.
I am not a teenaged school girl. I am indeed a man that can and will kick your arse into next month. So get out.
I apologize. That was a point that I needed to make. Just because I can knit, sew, crochet, and embroider does not mean I am a female.
Although I'll admit. I'm a bit stressed. I've had to create a presentation for the upcoming World meeting. Unfortunately it was last minute because an idiotic git (yes, I'm taking about you Alfred) forgot to tell me.
I've also decided to buy a cat. I am rather lonely since the colonies have all moved out and I think a cat would be lovely.
I'm going to name him Crumpets.
I should go now,
Arthur