Hi I'm Mary. I'm your average flat chested lady who's trying to find a job that doesn't kill her. Ok so I'm not that average (except for the intelligence) but it's not my fault. I'm pretty sure I was cursed by my ex at 14 because 1. He was a fucking weirdo 2. Things try to kill me whenever I get a job. So yeah.... I guess you can enjoy my tales of torture as I describe every job I've had and how I nearly died while doing that job...
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The Adventures of Mary- the girl who's trying to find a job
AdventureMary has never been lucky. Ever since she got a part time job at 15 something always goes wrong, like a serial killer would steal the carts to put his victims bodies in them.