conversation with dickhead noodle man
me
you
who said you could enter my apartment
noodle
Oh
Well
Jeongguk
me
No.
noodle
i'm guessing you didn't take
the news well
me
what do you think
noodle
i can say i can't come
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Seen 9:03am
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me
no
don't do that
noodle
No...?
me
no
noodle
We can go elsewhere to eat
me
that's not the point
he wants us to meet
noodle
He said that?
me
no but i can tell
noodle
I'm sorry about this
Why don't you just tell Jeongguk that it
makes you uncomfortable?
me
he knows when i lienoodle
But you're not lying
Seen 9:46am
me
sorry i'm in class
you're his friend
and the others are coming
so you're coming to dinner
noodle
Wait you want me to come now?
me
are you really asking that question?
????????????????i won't be coming
i'll say i have something to do
noodle
Won't he'll try to reschedule?
me
i'll make it an emergencynoodle
That could work
Or if you want we can pretend we've never met
me
that won't work
we'd have to get yoongi oppa onto it as well
you really think that's possible?
also
when's the dinner
noodle
He didn't tell you?It's Friday
me
no obviously he didn't want me
to do what i'm about to do
aka ditch
noodle
Which you'll be doing anyway
me
that is correct, what a smart cookie you are
you're brighter than you look hoodie boywait one more thing
so you're friends with tae
noodle
You call him by Tae too?
me
you do remember
he is my best friend's boyfriend?
we've hung out before
he's fun
his dog is cute
noodle
Haha it's just weird to remember that
you guys know each other
You mean Yeontan?
Yes! he's soooo cute c:
He fits into my hands
me
lol yeah
smol ball of floof
question though
did you mention me to taehyung?
noodle
No, thankfully
me
good
or this would be a lot more complicated
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Fanfiction❝i swear to god if he messes up the order of the books, i'm going to skewer his sorry ass.❞ kim namjoon should not have knocked over those books in that bookstore. [short story + social media au feat taekook, yoonmin]