Chapter Seven: Y/ns cupid!

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All three of us woke up to someone banging of the door, Jon covered Evan's ears so he wouldn't wake up, I screamed like a little bitch, and, well, Evan was still asleep.
I got up unlocked the door, and opened it, only to where they could see me, no one else.
"One, someone is at the door, and two, do you know where Evan and Jonathan are? I haven't seen them since last night"
"One, I'm on it, and two, don't worry about it."
It was Brian, of course, the only one who would wake us up by banging on the door.
"Boys, lock my door behind me please."
And I went downstairs, Brian following behind me.
"Wait, are Evan and Jonathan in your room?"
"Yep"
"Why?"
"That, Brian, is none of your damn business."
I unlocked the front door, to see someone I didn't expect. Craig.
"Morning ma'lady!"
"Oh, my, God."
"What?"
"Can I hug you?"
"Sure I mean-"
I lunged at him with a huge hug, almost making him fall.

"Oh wow, your excited to see me, hey!"
"Of course I am! Your my best friend, and favorite YouTuber!"
"Well, are you sure IM your favorite YouTuber? I mean, ya know your brother is a YouTuber as well right?"
"Yeah, but your my favorite"
I said, still hugging him.
"Here, would you like a house tour?"
"Sure, but. What about my bags?"
"Don't worry I've got it handled, BRIAN! BROCK! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!"
Craig covered his ears.
"Jesus your loud!"
"Sorry."
"Oh, no it's not a bad thing, just look at Tyler!"
He said laughing.
Brian and Brock came downstairs.
"What do ye want?!"
"Brian! Don't be mean! Do you need something Y/n?"
"May you and Brian please bring in Craig's bags?"
"Fucking-"
"BRIAN! STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE, LETS GO, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!"
"Ok. Ok god, your like a fucking mother"
"Alright, as I was saying, let's go"
"Okey dokey!"
I showed Craig every room except mine, because I don't know what Jon and Evan are doing in there, so, I don't want to risk it.
"Wait, where's your room?"
"Um, hold on."
I went up to my room and knocked on the door.
"Boys, are you family friendly in there? Can I show Craig around?"
I heard Evan chuckle as Jon unlocked the door.
"Yep, it's all good."
"Alright, CRAIG! YOU CAN COME UP HERE IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY ROOM!"
A few moments later Craig came up the stairs.
I showed him around my room.
"Hey, can I ask something?"
"Sure"
"Why are Jon and Evan in your room?"
"Long story, ask them."
I walked out of the room, closing the door and leaving all three boys in there.
I went down to David's room, to see what he was doing, to see if I could talk to him alone.
I knocked on his door.
"Hey David? You awake yet?"
I heard the same shuffling I heard when I went to Evan's room last night.
David opened the door.. He had, no shirt, crazy hair, and a red face, like Evan had, last night. What the hell is going on in their house? Wait, didn't David say he was gay last night.
Flashback.
"Ok. I hope you guys arnt having too much fun, hint, hint, I ship Daithi de caliber."
"We're not gay!" Lui yelled.
"How do ye know I'm not gay?"
"Are you?"
"A little"
End flashback.
Yeah, he did.
"Uh, David, did I come at a bad time?"
"Ah, no, your fine, come on in lass, whatdoya need?"
"Well, I wanted to talk to you an-"
I looked at David's bed, and Lui was in it.. With, uh, no pants on...
"Uh, don't tell anyone ye saw dat, anyways, go on."
"Leeeets, go out here."
I led David to my room (he had a shirt on now)
"Alright, uh, boys, I need you to leave for a second."
"Don't try anything stupid."
Evan said.
"Says you."
"Shut up!"
They left and David and I sat on my bed, the door locked.
"What was dat all about lass?"
"Dontworryaboutit."
"Ok. Well what did ye need to tell me?"
"David, your gay right?"
"Ye."
"Are you dating Lui?"
"Uh... Yea... DONT TELL ANYONE!"
"I won't I won't, jeez calm down, I just wanted to know."
Time skip
I had finished talking to David, now I needed to talk to Brian and Brock.
"BRIAN! BROCK! COME UP HERE PLEASE!"
Brock had to drag Brian by the hand to get him in here, but, they made it.
Brian sat on my bed. While Brock was still by the door.
"Brock, can you shut and lock the door please?"
"Uh, sure."
"Alright, now please come and sit down.
"Alright."
"Alright, boys... Based on things that have happened, in the course of the 24 hours you've been living here.. I'm just asking, are eather of you guys gay, or at least bi?"
"No"
"Yes"
"Brian looked at Brock, in shock and disappointment."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I'm not gay"
"O-Ok.."
Brian looked down.. And didn't talk much the rest of the time.
"Ok, now.. Uh, damn.. Brian, what's wrong?"
"Oh, uh nothing, I'm fine"
He said with a very convincing, fake smile.
"Brian sweety, I know that's a fake smile.."
"Yeah."
He said looking down, about to cry.
"Brock honey, could you leave for a second?"
"Sure."
After he left.. Brian had no need to keep in his emotions, and started crying..
"Brian, I know you love Brock.. But, he's just not gay sweety...
"He's the only one I could love.."
He said, crying on my shoulder.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, that I don't feel actual love for anyone.. None of my friends, not even me own family.. But I felt a feeling, that I've never felt for anyone.. For Brock..."
"I'm so sorry Brian.."
"Uh, can I come back I-In please?"
Brock said through the door.
"Yes"
He opened the door, locking it behind him.
"Brian, I heard everything.. I'm so sorry, but.. I love someone else."
"Who?"
Brock looked at me.
"Sorry Brock.. I uh... I love Craig.."
"W-what?"
"Yeah, I'm sorry.. But, you know there's someone else who really loves you.."
I looked at Brian, then back at Brock.
"Ok... Brian?"
"What"
Brock leaned down to Brian.. And smashed his lips into his.. Brian instantly kissing back.
"I love you.. "
"I love you too"
"Can I take a picture of you guys?"
I had an idea.. I could take a picture of all the couples in the house, and eventually, if we all get married, I could use it as a little cute slideshow.
So, I took a picture of them kissing, and another, with their foreheads touching...
"You guys can go now.. I need to speak with a few boys.."
"Thank you much for this Y/n, I owe ya one!"
"No problem!"
They left to their room.
"DAVID, LUI, I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU!"
"COMING LASS!"
David yelled in response.
"COMING MOMMY!"
Lui yelled in his squeeker voice.
They both showed up at my room, about 5 feet away from each other, in like the others.
"Come in boys, we need to talk."
They both came in and sat on my bed.
"Of course, David, you already know what this is about.. So.. Lui?"
"What? Am I in trouble?"
He asked in a serious tone.
"No, but, Lui.. Can I ask you something really personal?"
"Well"
He said as he looked at David, then at me.
Getting what he was saying I asked David to leave the room.
"Alright, now, can I ask you something personal?"
"Yes?"
"Are you gay.. Or bi.. Or anything in between?"
"Y-Yes.. I'm gay.. And I know what your gonna ask.. So.. Yes I love David... And yes we had sex.. And also, yes, I was awake when you were talking to him in our room."
"Damn.. You just answered all my questions..'
"Good, can I leave now?"
"Except one."
"Oh gawd dammit."
"Would you like to date David."
"Yes."
"DAVID, COME IN!"
"Ye?"
"Sit your ass down."
"Okee"
He sat down really close to Lui.
"Now, David? Do you have something to ask Lui?"
"Uh..... Will you... Uh... Ye know what fuck dis"
David lunged at Lui smashing his lips into his.
Lui kissed back... Thank god.
I got out my phone, and took the two pictures of them, that I took of the rest of the guys.
Damn, now that I think of it, most of the guys are gay in this house... Wait, WHAT IF CRIAG IS GAY?!'
I suddnley started to panic.
"UH SHIT, GUYS YOU NEED TO LEAVE"
"Why?"
"JUST GO, I NEED TO SPEAK TO CRAIG"
They left.
"CRAIG?! CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE?!"
"Coming!!"
As soon as I saw Craig's hot ass face in my sight, I yanked him into my room, and locked the door behind me.
"Ow, what the fuck!!"
I suddnley realized what I did.
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I-"
"No, get away from me! God! This is what I get for being polite? Jesus!"
Craig left, and before I could chase after him, he slammed my door in my leg, snapping it
"AHHH! FUCK!!!!"
I'm sure the whole house heard me.
My door instantly flew open.

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