Eric 7/16/13

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7-16-13(Eric)

Dear Diary.

I have to say it Im gay. Yes I Eric Cartman am gay. I like this one guy. It is Kyle. Yes the jew. But he just dumped Stan out of nowhere so mabey he is not gay after all. i hope that is not the case and that he just did not like Stan any more. im thinking about telling him that I like him but I dont want to make him mad, that jew is fucking scary when he is mad. Plus his brother is one of those scary goths now just like Stan. what happens if they come after me because of Kyle.

OMG KYLE JUST TEXTED ME. He asked me to be his. Yay. YES KYLE YES!

i headed to his house

bye Eric

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