The Zodiac Triology.... Short Stories

the signs doing chores

Genders;
Males
Taurus
Libra
Cancer
Sagittarius
Virgo, Gemini

Females
Capricorn, leo, aquarius, pisces, Aries, Scorpio
(Pisces and Sag are bro and sis for this one... no reason)

All the signs were in the House, doing their chores... . Taurus was in the kitchen, helping Capricorn clean up a cooking mess- because it was the easiest job... and he kind of missed dinner because of soccer practice.
So he says. Capricorn was mostly doing the cleaning, calling out for Taurus to stop eating stuff from the fridge, and eat the left overs on the counter. 

"I want ice cream.... so leave me be." He gives Cap a glare, as she moves over to grab the ice cream, and puts it in the fridge, slamming the fridgerater door in the boys face.
"no."

"fine..." Taurus goes back to work, sweeping the floor even though that was already done....
In another room, Pisces and Scorpio are cleaning the living room with Libra and Leo... who are not cleaning or doing any chore at all. 

"I do not want to watch that right now....!" Pisces says, walking over to the couch where Libra is passionally kissing Leo.

"At least get a room... or do your chores..." Scorp says moving over to the other side of the room in a darker corner.

"oh guess what...." Scorp begins, with a less sarcastic but laughing voice from afar.
"Wat?" Leo answers, moving up from the couch to Scorpio.
"ha... I found a little fella hanging around the corner.... I think he might wanna join you in the make out session."

Out of no where, Scorpio appears with a large spider in hand, placing it right in Leo's Face.
"aaaaah!" she lets out a long screech, just as Pisces jumps back, giving a quick squeal from the sudden sight of it.
"what is it?' Libra asks, unable to see it laying down below Leo.
"Get it off me! get it ooofff!"

the screaming from Leo brings in other signs , who were cleaning the bathroom down the hall.
"what is happening in here? Did aliens decide to come and steal Pisces?"
Sag says to no one imperticular.

"I'm fine.... it's Leo..." pisces answered.
Sag gives a relieved sigh. Behind him, is Aries and Gemini, in the middle of talking about a game they should play when they are done.
"oh! we can play baseball! or wrestling."

Aries says, before falling into a room of chaos; Sag with Pisces, and Leo running around with a spider curled up in her usually "perfect" blonde hair... Scorpio was cheering, while jumping on the couch, about how the spider has a disease... tho she's most likely just saying that to freak Leo out.

Capricorn is seen, peeking inside the living room, before disappearing back into the kitchen; smart.
"Ok! Ok guys.... this is getting very...um amusing to the spider, but we should finish up."
it was Gemini, holding his tan hands out to the crowd.
They all stop, and turn to face him, in complete silent shock; he wasn't one to get anyone 'out' of a mess,  he was usually part of it, or was the reason it happened.
Aries gives him a look of pure shock, and new respect.

"Ok... so first, we need to get rid of  the spider before Leo kills it by smashing her head into the window.." Said Gem.
"I wasn't going to do-" Leo protests.

"uh, yeah ya were; you just said so."
Pisces points out.
Leo gives her a glare before stepping away. Libra comes over to Leo with open arms, and takes the spider out of her hair, giving it a nasty look, as if it were, well, a big hairy spider. as it was.

"can someone grab a bag or something; I don't want to touch this anymore...."
Scorpio rolls her eyes, before moving up to Libra and takes the spider away.
Libra lets out a relieved sigh.
"Thank you.... that hairy beast has done enough harms work today."
Libra moves over to the couch and starts cleaning.

"What is going on in this house! you animals need to stop this maddness!"
Virgo comes stomping in with all his heavy duty equipment on; he was out fixing the shed that fell over from a past storm.
"I hate that I have to be the one to do this kind of work; expesialy with Auquarius who won't shut up about 'when if we die' subjects, and Cancer singing terribly, to terrible music...."
his angered face stops everyone.... seeing Virgo like this was worse then seeing Scorpio turn into an actual scorpio; like no joke.

"Virgo! The shed isn't done yet....."
A voice calls from outside.
"Oh please... god help me."
"What is it?"
Cap comes out with Taurus on her heels.
"he gives her an actual soft look.
"these two annoying people won't do shit."

Gemini snorts a laugh, along with Sag holding one.
Pisces just shakes her head, in confusion at their laughter-
" like how is this funny?"

The door swings open right then, and a boy & girl step in with the same outfit and full belt as Virgo, except their clothes are spick and span.
"So Virgo... you coming out or what? we still have another wall to finish."
aquarius tells him, walking to the couch giving him a rather haunting smirk.
"are you out of your god-damn mind? I have done everything out there, and you sit there and talk away about how I am going to die, and who I will be after if I meet a unicorn! you may be nuts, but you are surely capable of building a f*ing wall!"

The whole room went silent again... leaving a shocked Aqua, her mouth half open.
Cancer looks down, unsure of what to do, but wants to do something to calm down Virgo.
"Oh my god...! it's just a shed Aqua... I'll help you."
Aries says, storming out quickly, everyone's eyes on the door she left in.
"me too." Gem says... again, surprising.
"Ugh....fine." Aqua moves out, Cancer tagging along.
"you ok?"
Cancer moves back inside, looking at all the panicked (and angry Virgo)
"yes, we are fine ... just... don't let something bad happen out there."
Cap says to him, before going back into the kitchen, a school of screams following.... Taurus had the room all destroyed with food... from left over pizza, to two buckets of icecream... rap music up high from the radio by the window.

back to the others...

"wow... could this day get any worse?"
Sag says.
"no.....no it could. "
Scorp says with deadly force.
"if it did, I would most likely kill all of you; now lets get going."
she moves away from the others, taking the spider outside... but of course, shoves it in Libra's face before leaving.
"Ahhh! don't do that asshole!"
"god! it's just a spider! you are such whiners."
then leaves the room.

The house starts to come back to life each step becoming easier until.... they have reached the end.

"I'm so glaad I get to take a nap...."
Virgo mumbles before falling back into sleep.
"goodnight Virgo the Virgin.... goodnight....."

lol.... sagatarius at the end. hope you liked it, and I will post a new one next week!