Keeping up With the Sawyerzzz

Just a Normal Day

HEY WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS YES.

THIS IS A GR8 STORY FOR EVERYONE WHO LIKES MUSICAL THEATRE

THIS FIRST CHAPTER IS JUST A BASIC OUTLINE OF THE STORY

HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYYYYY

JD: FECK FRICK DIDDLY DARN

RRONICA: WATCH YO PROFANITY

JD: NO FRICK YOU

RAM: HEY RRONICA IM NOT DED LETS HAVE MEXICAN BABIES

RRONICA: SOUNDS GOOD

JD: EXCUUUUUUSEEE ME

RAM: IF YOU FRIKKEN PUT YOUR HAND ON ME IMMA FRICKEN RIP YOUR FACE OFF

JD: WHY

RAM: CUZ YOU FRIKKEN PUSH ME

PEGGY: MUM I NEED LOVE

RRONICA: NO SHE NEED SOME MILKKKKKAWAY YOURE UNLOVED AND OVERCOOKED

PEGGGY: IS THAT WHY IM MEXICAN AND ANGELICA AND ELIZA ARENT

RAM: LOL YEAH

"MMMMMM CHICKEN"

JD: YO MARTHA LETS HAVE BABIES CUZ RRONICA STOLE YOUR MAN

MARTHA: NO

JD: PLZ

MARTHA: NO

JD: *PULLS OUT GUN* PLZ

MARTHA: K

*evan hansen is born*

RRONICA: EXCUUUSE ME RAM LETS HAVE MORE BBYS

RAM: LMAO K

*DEAD GIRL WALKING AND BLUE AT THE SAME TIME*

RRRONICA: WOW OUR BABIES ARE MAGICAL AND ONE IS GREEN

RRRONICA: YOU ELPHABANANA TURN JD INTO A DONKEY

ELPHABANANA: LOL K

JD: NO PLZ DONT

*elphabanana turns jd into donkey*

*RAM AND RRONICA DO MATING RITUAL*

RAM: NOOT NOOT~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

WHIZZER: *Idubzz jump out the womb* iM gAy

RRRONICA: OMG LIKE HIS FATHER

DIE

JD: *MMETS GRREN DUDE NAMED SHRECC*

JD: AYE HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD U U LOOK LIEK ELPHABANANA

SHRECC: NAH THEY USUALLY ME I LOOK LIEK SHRECCLYSSA

JD:WHO DAT

SHRECC: ME BIH

SHRECC: mmm donkey you lookin fineeeeee

JD: let us live on swamp and make bbys

SHRECC: Mkay

WHIZZER: have got le aids *rawr XD* *dies*

RRRONICA: whoops guess we need to make more babies

RAM: eeh no thanks

RRRONICA: EXCUUUUSSEEE ME

RAM: i no want to make bbys

RRONICA: *casually murders ram and makes it look like a suicide*

RRRONICA: oh no my DaDdY dieed

JD: hey

RRRONICA: *shoots jd in the head*

RRRONICA: oh no my other baby daddy died

HEATHER CHANDLER: hoe

RRONICA: mMMmmM gimme that red scrunchie thot

HEATHER MCNAMARA: honey heather cant give u that but guess who can ;)

RRONICA: mMmMMmm yass binch

*HEATHER INSIDE OF RRONICA*

HEATHER MCNAMARA: Whoops am preggers

HEATHER DUKE: KILL URSELF

RRONICA: MmMMMmm No

HEATHER MC: Ok am going to labor. Welp is bby here.

RICH: *slides out the womb* I shall set an fire

*RAM KURT JD MARTHA HEATHER C HEATHER MC AND RRONICA ALL HAVE MATING RITUAL AND ALL ARE PREGNANT*

HEATHER DUKE: am sad am not preggo am not loved

KURT: go dye

RAM: Go succ egg

RRONICA: u cant spell success without succ

WHIZZER: THOT!

EVERYONE: whizzer you literally died from aids you whore

WHIZZER: marvin was my main hoe.

HAMILTON: i feel personally attacked

MARVIN: U thot.

HAMILTON: at least am straight

LAURENS: U were not last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

ELIZA: am mad

RRONICA: GO HOME ELIZABETH YOURE NOT LOVED UR DAD IS LITERALLY AN ANIMAL

JD: IM AN ANIMAL IN BEEEED *airhorns*

RRRONICA: i stg mcnamara where are ur BIRHT CONTROL pills im gonna kill myself if we have another baby

MCNAMARA: top left corner