13|"Daddy, pass the salt."

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Bill Skarsgård
~ Doesn't even move
~ HE THINKS AHEAD
~ He is in deep conversation with your mother
~ Nice try

Chosen Jacobs
~ NOPE
~ A gentlEman
~ Too busy eating

Finn Wolfhard
~ Passes it
~ His freckles are gone
~ They are replaced by redness
~ His hair?
~ GONE!
~ Those beautiful locks are leaves now.
~ He is a tomato.

Jaeden Lieberher
~ No

Jeremy Ray Taylor
~ Not in my house

Nicholas Hamilton
~ Makes direct eye contact with your father and passes it
~ Your dad becomes Uncle Phil (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
~ Nic can't come over for a while.

Sophia Lillis
~ Giggles
~ "You still call your father daddy?"

Wyatt Oleff
~ Passes it
~ OH NO
~ SONIC IS NO MATCH FOR HIM
~ "THE ONLY BAD THING ABOUT RUNNING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS THAT YOU ARE FOREVER TRAPPED IN DARKNESS!"
~ You found him in his true form
~ A bowl of noodles

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