KISS THE BOY; original

o2. groupchat

k is gae
(car keys🔑 , nod ya💁🏽‍♀️, faire le faire👅)

nod ya💁🏽‍♀️
oi
farah
you absolute prick

car keys🔑
nads be nice

nod ya💁🏽‍♀️
i will not

faire le faire👅
ello mateys

nod ya💁🏽‍♀️
you're a right twat farah you know that right

faire le faire👅
i'll tell you about my boyfriend now

nod ya💁🏽‍♀️
just kidding i love you keep talking

car keys🔑
yeah spill mate

faire le faire👅
okay well
his name is brooks, he's really nice, and he doesn't have legs

car keys🔑
he wot

faire le faire👅
yeah we met at the pharmacy when i was getting hormone stuff, he had osteosarcoma

nod ya💁🏽‍♀️
dang

faire le faire👅
yeah
he's really sweet though and he's totally fine with me being all "what the fuck is gender"

nod ya💁🏽‍♀️
wow that's great
i'm so proud

car keys🔑
our little farah, all grown up

nod ya💁🏽‍♀️
now we just gotta find kie a boyfriend

car keys🔑
a what

faire le faire👅
a boyfriend
that was pretty clear, kie

car keys🔑
i'm not gay

nod ya💁🏽‍♀️
yeah okay whatever

faire le faire👅
well there's no way you're straight
not with that hair

car keys🔑
piss off farah

nod ya💁🏽‍♀️
a straight? in THIS economy?

car keys🔑
i hate you guys

faire le faire👅
whatever helps you sleep at night

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it's yeeted brooks is just a dumbass
(lolly🍭, miles🚗, river💦, goose🦆)

river💦
hey guess what

miles🚗
what????
did you finally regrow a singular hair
i'm so proud

river💦
ffs mila
no

goose🦆
just tell us, love

lolly🍭
did you finally ask them out????

river💦
ollie's figured me out
i asked farah out
and they said yes

goose🦆
OUR LITTLE BROOKY

miles🚗
GOT HIMSELF A DATE MATE

lolly🍭
look at you go!!!

goose🦆
aw now ollie's the only single one

miles🚗
mission find ollie a person: initiate

river💦
autobots roll out

lolly🍭
why am i friends with you people

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author's note most people don't name the group chats in these kinds of things but i don't care i love my kids and they deserve that much ! if you have any constructive criticism or anything like that pls give it i need help