"Aye bitch wanna buy some merchandise?" Jake Paul txts to his ex best friend rice. Rice replies in 0.09 seconds. "Fuck you white cracker hold this L but yeah I want some merch." So Jake sends rice the link to his merch in the description box. "I'll send it to you with the power of my red neckness." He uses his redneckness to send ricegum a shirt. "Aye thanks." Rice replies
Jake Paul waits in his lifted truck for rice to say something rice sends a pic of him in the sweat shirt wit no pants 030. Jake Paul gets a bonnner before ejaculating on the screen. "No homo bro but you look hot." Jake replies and ricegum blushies. "That's gay." He sends back. "Not if I say no homo first aye."
Rice frowns "but you gotta gurl tho and I'm trying to get out of the friend zone with Sommer :("
"I can stick my penis into your friend zone everyday bro." Jake sends him back.
"Jake ;(( THATS not funny I'm dropping a diss tomorrow after I play on fortnite."
A/N Y'all this was purely for jokes I SWEAR I ACTUALLY kinda like Ricegums vids but my friend dared me to write this so I did //
