*I wrote this shit 3 years ago 🤮 thought it'd be funny to post*
I'm just trying to land a boyfriend before I graduate and why the fuck are people trying to get away from me. Am I that ugly, that dude over there just threw up by the lockers. I feel like someone is following me and of course it's Namjoon.
"Namjoon? God you're like an abstinence umbrella." Seokjin complained. "Oh, i'm sorry, didn't mean to scare you little bro." (Namjoon is older than Seokjin) "The only thing that scares me is your hyper-focus on my relationship status." "I swear to god Seokjin if it even reads 'It's complicated'-" Hoseok cut him off.
"Babe!" thank god Hoseok cut Namjoon off. "Hey babe-" Hoseok cut Namjoon off again and just started to make out with him. "Ew" Ugh they make me want to throw up.
Yoongi just walked past me and oh my fucking god he is so gorgeous. I think at one point I was daydreaming. "Hey, little bro" Hoseok cut me out of my daydream. "Stop. Hoseok, we're not related." "Jin, I've been dating your brother, for like... ever, and I've known you since braces. We're basically blood twins." "What the hell does that even mean."
"Jin, those pants look a little, uh, tight, don't ya think? It looks like your asking for it." "I am asking for it, Namjoon." "WHAT?" I love fucking with Namjoon and seeing his reaction when I say shit like that, it's priceless. "Babe, he looks fine, okay? Just leave him alone." "Just go already." I was really starting to get annoyed. Namjoon and Hoseok finally left, thank god.
Oh shit Yoongi is coming over here. He's laughing at me, I think he saw all of that. "Hey, it's a good look an you, kiddo." He just walked away. What the fuck? And are you kidding me "kiddo". Great and to top it off i'm going to be late for class.
A/N: I'm sorry that this is complete shit and I fucking suck at writing
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FanfictionSeokjin has a crush on his brother's best friend, Yoongi. He also wants to land a boyfriend before he graduates high school. But he can't because his brother Namjoon is way too overprotective. Will Seokjin land a boyfriend with the help of his thre...
