you and one directionz r bffs and you go over zains house 🏠.
you: dig dong
zain: opens door
you: walks strongly to the living room
zain: follows behind you
you: i have a crush on nile
zain: omg
you: ikr i'm freaking out
zain: omg me 2
you: i gtg
zain: buy luv u
u go home and your mom nd dad r crying
you: omg what's wrong
mom: walks over and hugs you
dad: does the same as mom
you: u smell like an old person
mom: u have vagina cancer
you: ♋️
dad: no not star sign cancer
mom: 🤒 cancer
you: o no
mom: u kneed a vagina transplant
you: when
dad: checks watch- thirsday
you: omg it's monday in 3 days
mom: yes
niall comes over
you: nile i have vagina cancer
nile:😯😯😯😯😦😦😦😦😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😓😓😓😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😥😥😥🤧🤧🤧
you: did u just talk in emojis
nile: NOO I LOVE YOU
you: you love me?
nile: yes i have loved u since my last 1d concert
you: omg 22 hours that's longer than my first relationship lasted
nile: wanna d8
you: yeah
nile: i love u 💘💘💞💞💞💜💜💜🖤🖤🖤💚💚f
whensday nite
you: niles baby i'm so scared
nile: walk it off
you: b4 i get my surgery i wanna go on a d8
nile: home depot
you: walks to home depot with nile
nile: we should buy nialls and hang pics of us up
you: yes
thirsday
you: wakes up from surgery and sees everyone you love
mom: hi
you: how do to pee
dad: hi
you: waits where's nile
dad: where'd you think that vagina come from
