A love story

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by nah_im_good

by nah_im_good

(All right so this is basically my interpretation of every Wattpad love story *the straight ones anyway* so just remember this is a joke and I mean no disrespect)

*girl goes to high school*

Girl: Oh nooo I have no friends what do I do :((((

*sexy bad boy smoking a cigarette barges in boasting about some bitch named Stacy he fucked*

Bad boy: Yup I totes fucked her, yup on a table, no condom, probs pregnant. I don't give a FUCK bro man haha

Girl: oh he's such an asshole *thinks about him being an asshole* yup

*science class*

Teacher man: alrighty kiddos time to partner up! Imma choose motherfuckers

Teacher man: uhhhhh *think really really hard* uhhh girl and bad boy! *for some reason he doesn't announce the rest, everybody just kinda assumes they are unimportant and part of a story line*

Bad boy: oh boi look at this weirdo that has no friends :(((( haha loser haha look how big your boobs are haha

*end of school day*

Girl: guess we gotta work on the project

Bad boy: yeah bitch were going to your house

Girl: *thinks about how he's an asshole but notices he's handsome and looks at his eyes yadda yadda you know the drill*

Bad boy: alright what the fuck project are we doing tho

Girl: o lol idk I guess we don't have one

Bad boy: oh alright, I don't give a FUCK haha

Bad boy: actually I do give a fuck, ever since my mother died after a house dropped on her when she was eating some rad French fries at this nice restaurant and my father now abuses me everytime I eat French fries :((((

Girl: oh noooez :(( that's tewwible, lemme giwwe you a hug 🤗

*they have hot sex*

*next day at school*

Bad boy: *doesnt boast about fucking whatsherface*

Girl: o wow! He must care about me a lot!

*they have some hot sex in the bathroom, the principals office and somehow the trunk of bad boys nice cool car :))))*

Girl: I love you 💕❤️😘

Bad boy: alright me too ig

*200 years later they get married and have hot sex in front of both of their families, as they applaud the love story of bad boy and that one bitch idk*

THE END