When did people decide that the only way to become productive members of society on a daily basis is to make sure that they get their daily cup of coffee? Java, cup o' Joe, mud, brew, brain juice, cupped lightning, jitter juice, worm dirt. The terms are ridiculous. I mean, why does America need to "run on Dunkin'"? Who decided that a steaming cup of bean liquid is absolutely necessary to pour down our gullets in order to make sure that we can wake up and deal with the rest of the day, or to even talk to people?!
I walked up to Janice at the office yesterday morning to ask her about her weekend, and as the words started to leave my mouth, Janice had the nerve to throw her hand up in the air. She said she needed her coffee before she could have a conversation. My jaw nearly hit the floor. I would have loved to pour hot coffee all over Janice's lap.
I simply roll my eyes at the fact that most people state that they simply cannot start their day or even live without coffee. I find the ridiculous "need for coffee" insulting. I roll out of bed every morning, drink some water, and I'm ready for the day. But enough about me and my anger towards the fact that most people are caffeine addicted freaks. I am feeling the need to start a little chaos, and for this reason, I recruited a few minions who will join me in destroying every last coffee maker, Keurig, and espresso machine in this town. It's time to see how this town will function without coffee once and for all.
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The Chaos of the Broken Coffee Makers
Short StoryA woman who is angered by the idea that coffee helps most human beings function on a daily basis rather than waking up naturally, creates a group of minions to create chaos and destroy every last bit of coffee in town. How will the town get along wi...
