Hi guyssss
SOZ I haven't updated in like MONTHS...
It's really hard writing because I need new ideas so don't be shy and give me some ideas otherwise no updates....
So give me so ideas
WARNING THIS WILL BE A VERY VERY VERY SHORT UPDATE
Ok here ya go
THIS HAS NO BEEN EDITED SO SOZ IF THERE ARE MISTAKES.
Hannah x
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"PLEASE WELCOME ONE DIRECTION"
*FANGIRLING HARD RIGHT NOW*
*BREATHING SAME AIR AS ONE DIRECTION*
"OMG WE LIVE ON THE SAME PLANET" Cara screamed like a moose.
* I KNOW RIGHT LIKE WERE SO CLOSE,WE SHOULD GET OUR FACE CUSTOMISED LIKE KENDALL JENNER SO HARRY WILL MARRY ME" my mum screamed.
"That's such a cray cray idea but I love it millions!!!"I scream.
We all scream at the TV as the one and only one direction struts the catwalk and sings "does he know" to the crowd.
" HE SHOULD BE SAYING DOES HE KNOW HES A WALRUS" my stupid lama face Eminem wannabe brother glides into the room like a majestic sloth switches the TV off and quickly runs out.
"WHAT THE HELLO MICHAEL, MY LIFE IS OVER!" I scream out in complete agony not knowing what I should do with my life.
"SHUT THE FRONT DOOR DID YOUR BROTHER JUST DO THAT" Cara throws her hands up and turns on the radio to opera music and starts majestically dancing because why not?
"MUM WHAT SHOULD WE DO" my mum stands there completely shocked like her life's ended. (Which ours basically has because my brother Michael just turning the 200 inch plasma 3D screen of)
"Idk bæ, should we walk across the room and turn it on so we can watch our husbands sing?? or kill your silly sausage little pixie fart face brother with a camel toe face and two feet that look like a messed up donkey arse?" She scratches her head.
"I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THE ANSWER" I sing.
"STAR BUCKS IT IS" we both yell in sync.
We both jump up and waddle into the hippie tumblr van and cruise down the street to Starbucks.
"We should have road our penny boards" mum beeps the horn at a old man that's yoloing across the road.
"god we are stupid but we will be at Starbucks soon and all our wishes will come true" I add.
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TO BE CONTINUED
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IM SOOOO SORRY IM OFFICIALLY THE WORST UPDATER OF THE YEAR! It's probably felt forever but here it is FINALLY
I'm even mad at myself lol
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER HANNAH UPDATED wot wot wot
YAYAYAY
I'm proud :p
HOPEFULLY, HOPEFULLY I WILL BE AVLE TO UPDATE MORE, BUT NO PROMISES.
I DID NOT REALISE THAT ITS ACTUALLY REALLY HARD TO COME UP WITH IDEAS AND YEAH
WHEN I FIRST STARTED THIS BOOK I DID NOT REALISE THE COMMITMENT AND ALL THE UPDATING THAT YOU DO AND IM SO SORRY IM NOT ONE OF THOSE REALLY GOOD WRITERS WITH REALLY GOOD IDEAS BUT I APPLAUD ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE LIKE THAT :):):):)
That was deep.
Or nah?
I love u guys 5eva I can't believe people read this stupid book :D😂
Mk bye
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