EXO Crackchats No.2:
Kaisoo:
Kai: Hyung, there are so many mosquitos here.
D.O.: Turn the lights off so they won't see us.
Kai: Okay hyung.. *le turns lights off*
-after a few minutes fireflies came-
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D.O: Zzzzz...
Kai: *le saw the fireflies and wakes kyungsoo up*
D.O: What?!
Kai: Hyung they're back and the worst thing is...they brought flashlights with them !!
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Baekyeol:
Chanyeol: My teacher told me that I am getting better in Math.
Baekhyun: Chincha? I'll ask you a question and let's see if you can answer.
Chanyeol: Sure, no problem
Baekhyun: If I give you 3 apples, 4 oranges, and 5 strawberries, what will be your answer.
Chanyeol: Thank you *derp*
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ChenSu:
Chen is digging soil and putting something on the soil then covers it and pours water in it. Suho got curious and went nearer but he saw that Chen wasn't planting anything..
Suho: Yah, are you kidding me? What are you doing right now?
Chen: I'm planting.
Suho:Bwoh? You don't even have seeds right now.
Chen: what are you saying? I'm planting right now !! I don't have seeds because what I'm planting right now is seedless hyung. Duh?
Suho: *facepalm*
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Tao and Manager:
Manager: Tao, tell me something that exists right now but didn't exist a long time ago.
Tao: Me ^^
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Luhan:
Luhan: This is a hold up, don't move or else I'll kill you
You: гɑре !!!! гɑре !!!!
Luhan: I told you this is a hold up not a гɑре !!!!
You: Oh sorry, I was only suggesting ^^
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Chenyeol:
Chanyeol: Chen stop drinking already, liquor isn't the solution to your problems.
Chen: *was already drunk and looks at Chanyeol*
Hyung *hic*, should I drink Milk instead *hic*? (-_-
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Kaisoo:
D.O: If you were to choose between two things. Your Life or Me?
Kai: My Life
D.O.: Why?
Kai: Because you are my life
D.O.: (///▽///)
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A/N:
Next up is an EXO scenario, I'll be updating later :)
So... I hope you guys:
