We're going to adopt a kid???
So like we did nose goes but I was TRYING to smoke a blunt bc I have no fucking peace around here and I got stuck with the Kidd.
I had to buy a bed- and that room I was saving 4 my 5800 pinball machines was like ruined cause it had like a dresser in it now :/.
"Lol this is gunna 🅱️ so fun!!" Leanna yelled, waving her hands leik those balloon ppl outside of car dealerships.
"Ooooohhhhh that's where u get it from." Sneezed Brian. (Too random?)
We went into the orphanage warp speed.
"I want a kid LaDy!!!!" I sCREAMED.
"Ok go look around bc that's how the world works and orphanages are just another local building in your town like grocery stores apparently??"
I T-posed and it lifted me off the ground because many of my fans think I'm a god lol.
All the kids were cowering cuz I was really tall and had tattoos and I kinda looked like an off brand Nikki Sixx??
I fell on the ground face first, and some random teenage girl was like,
"🅱️ro R U ok u just levitated and fell on ur face."
"Yaasss queen I'm okEJ." I said as I buttered a bagel.
I looked up and REEEEEd.
"Um are u okeJ."
"I FUCCIN JUST SAID I W A S."
she backed away slowly. Leanna skipped behind me.
"Hi LOL why is every1 else two years old and ur not?"
"Because that's how the story works."
*jimmy winks at camera.*
"Lol ok legs (yes legs) see where every1one else is??"
We kinda found them right away bc the director couldn't afford to shoot at a real orphanage lol.
"OH GOD THERE R 2!!!!!"
Cause identical twins?????
"Lol yay they have sumthin in common with Val och Michelle!!!!!1!1!!! Let's haphazardly adopt them!!1!1!!!!"
I yeeted.
I DONT KNOW IF U CAN TELL BUT THIS IS A PARODY.
