a compilation of bangtan
fluff oneshots that my weird
ass head came up with like,
"boo, write this." *goes full
on author mode* yAssSS.
here have some cherries 🍒
"fUck, ahhhhhhh" Taehyung groaned as you won another game of cards against his team and your other friends. "How can you be so good at this? i mEAn, i just taught you the game minutes ago." He said looking at you with an intense gaze.
Kim Taehyung you better fucking stop, know my personal bubble bounderies you dumb asshole.
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fuck. AAAAAAAA. HeS cLoSe IM PREGNANT WITH AN AIR BABY.
"I- I guess that's enough for tonight.. I'll come back tomorrow-" you said, cutting yourself off with a fake laugh. Ugh, Kim tae, you fucking asshole lil fucker. I don't like it when you come up so close like that ducjznsvsnhzbsnznc.
You stood up, grabbing your pillows and blankets and made your way towards the tent your teacher assigned you in. "Goodnight assholes" you waved goodbye at your group.
As soon as you close the door, you started sprinting towards your tent as if a wild bear was chasing you. "Heejin? HEEJIN OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR" you silently shouted as your knocks got louder.
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dafuq no one's answering. You thought as you started making your way fOR THE HUNDREDTHHRHSHGS FUCKING TIME towards your friends' tent.
If only Mrs. Kim assigned me to the right fucking tent I wouldn't be here.
You started tearing up as you slowly thought of a bear chasing you out in the woods and getting lost. START RUNNING, IDIOT.
As your dumbass over reactive thoughts run through your head, your mind was pinned on reaching your friends' tent, which was two more tents far from yours.
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You started naruto-ing the fuck out of your tent and made it to your friends' without getting eaten by a live ass fucking bear.
"TAEHYUNG!! TAE HYUNG." you screamed out, making Taehyung parkour his way from the bed to the door, without making anyone wake up.
"Y/n?! Why are you still here?" He asked, bending his knees to reach you eye level. "Th- the door was locked.." you mumbled looking down with fast pants and teary eyes.
"C-come in.." He replies, startled at your state. "Hey, hey- why are you suddenly crying?" He whispers as he started wiping your tears, bringing you closer and patting your back. "I was s-scared.." you hicked.
Taehyung looks at you with a slight smile and brings you towards his bed. "You can stay here for the night, sleep at Seulgi's bed, it's next to mine and Jungkook's."
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AAAAA I SHOULDNT BE FEELING THIS WAY BUT I AM??? Probably beCauSe I hAvE mIld bIPOLarItY bUT. y is my heart beating faster than how it should be?
You lay your things back down on Seulgi's pull-out bed, laying down the opposite direction. "Goodnight," Taehyung mumbles as he faces the ceiling, same direction of how you were laying down. "Goodnight."
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"JUST TAKE THE GODDAMN PICTURE!" Hoseok squeaked as Yoongi screamed right on his ear. "You could've not screamed, hyung." He says, rubbing his ear.
"They look like they're sleeping on one bed, AAAAA" Seulgi fangirls as she lightly slaps Namjoon's arm. "You do know they're flinging rIght?" he silently whispers into Seulgi's ear.
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"THEY'RE A FLING. oMYgOd. I'm tearing up holy shit I'm so proud of Y/n." She dramatically says as namjoon smacks the back of her head. "bITCH HOW DARE YOU." She snaps back at him. "You're gonna wake them up, idiot."
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Kim Taehyung and Y/n, Dating?
"What the actual fuck?" you look at the school's weekly paper's headlines and picture wide-eyed.
"I mean, it doesn't look THAT bad, amirite?" Taehyung said with a teasing smile.
