Your family left and you were all alone with Steve. The light made his baldness mirror back the light and almost blind me. Nice. I use his head as a mirror and look to see if I still look pretty. He doesn't notice, which is great. I push up my breast piece to make em' pop out. After we heard the door close, Steve looked to me.
"(Y/N), you were great out there. And you know what good girls get? Or boy. I don't want to incriminate-" Steve panicked.
"Oh, it's fine. I'm a (Gender here)" I calmly stated.
Steve nodded and looked at me differently this time. With more passion or you know, lust? He looked me up and down. Cliché if you ask me but he can do what he pleases because he's my peanut daddy. He stroked my thigh and looked to me. "They deserve a reward." Steve cooed songfully and laughed softly. I look to the left to see posters and posters of him. To the right, I see a dildo shaped lamp. Spicy. To the left, right, left, straight. Steve licked his mustache in to what looks like thirst. For me? Or the pantry full of food in the back? It felt like he read my mind when he moved closer and.. grabbed a pop tart from behind me. He stuffed it in my mouth and smiled. "Good reward, right?"
I laughed and chomp the pop tart. I nod and swallow. "Yes, it is. Ooh, is this strawberry? My favorite!" It was actually chocolate. He nodded. "You're right indeedy. You have a good eye." He beamed. Oh, was he cute. I don't understand though. Why doesn't he notice me. Why doesn't he notice my nice clothing? Why. And then it hits me. That ring on his finger, all shiny and stuff. It's his wedding ring. I know now. He's married. Oh well. I'll still love him. I look back to see him screwing the lightbulb out of the lamp. He looks at me. "This is a lamp I got from some shop back in Colorado. Like it?" He smirks.
It looks a bit.. dildoy.
A/N: I write short chapters, sorry. But next chapter it's gonna feel really weird to read so if you wanna go with it then do what you want. I just wanna make this piece of work long, memeish, and a bit awkward.
Listening to: From Eden - Hozier
Eating: Air
Feeling: Sleepy
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What's Another Word for Mistake..? (Steve Harvey x Reader)
Romance[This is just a joke mates.] You found him irresistible. The way his non-existent hair flowed in the wind, the way his eyes shined because of the camera lenz. You loved him. Little did you know, he developed strange feelings as well....💓
