I love it when you turn me on
It gets me ready for action
I love it when you take my case off
To see how dirty I've become
I love it when you open your front camera
So I can watch you pose for me
I love it when you drop me on the floor
Then run your finger down my newly formed crack
I love it when you call your parents
So I can feel your breath running down my microphone
I love it when you stick that charger in my port
And fill me up with that electricity
I love it when my screen gets dirty
So you rub me vigorously against your trousers
But I hate it when you replace me
