Judas & Marion

Obese Parents and Last Minute Trips

"Judas."

"Marion."

"Judas."

"Marion."

"Judas."

"Marion."

"Guess what."

"What?"

"Yo mama's fat."

"Are you calling my mother obese?"

"Yes, you knucklehead McSpazatron."

"Your father's not any better."

"I am offended Judas."

"Ha, ha, ha, now you know my pain."

"How dareth you, stoopeth to that level, Judas."

"I'm more evil than Plankton. I'm 2 percent evil and 98 percent hot gas."

"Did you just fart?"

"Yes, yes I did."

"Judas!"

"Marion!"

"Judas!"

"Marion!"

"Let's leave this town for awhile."

"Marion..."

"Please Judas, I'll be Jesus so you can betray me in the end."

"Ah, shoot Marion. You know exactly how to make me agree with you."

"I know Judas, I know."

.....

"If we're leaving, may I bring my pineapple suit?"

"Alright Judas, but only if I can bring my pineapple prom dress so we're a matching ensemble."

"Deal."

"Excellent. Tomorrow at dawn?"

"Tomorrow at dawn."