Judas & Marion

Lucifer the Goat

"Judas."

"Yes, Marion?"

"We should buy a goat."

"What?"

"We should buy a goat."

"Seriously Marion?"

"Yes, seriously Judas."

"Alright. Let's do it."

"Yessss, Judasssssss."

"Are you a part of the government?"

"What the hell Judas?"

"Cuz you soundin' like a snek."

"Judas........Why?"

"Because........Why not?"

"We're still buying a goat."

"I know we are Marion. Which is why I pulled up a website for buying goats."

"How did you even find that Judas?"

"I actually don't know. I just kinda found it."

"Well that is perfect for what we wanted to do. A little too perfect."

"Right? But anyway, which goat do you want."

"The white cross-eyed one with pale green eyes named Lucifer with habit of sleeping with a stuffed animal named Shiva and chewing bright pink zebra carpet."

"You know exactly what kind of goat I want Marion."

"I know Judas. I know."

"Are we parents now?"

" I do believe we have procured a goat child named Lucifer. So yes, we are parents."

"Is Lucifer a boy goat, a girl goat, or a non-binary goat?"

"Well Judas, Lucifer is a hermaphrodite goat, but specifically likes he pronouns apparently. Lucifer only responds to his name, he, him, his, and sometimes they/them. So safe to say he is a boy goat." 

"Our first child."

"He'll be at the hotel in 2 to 3 business days."

"Yessssssssss."

"Who's the snek now?"

"We're both sneks."

"Pepto Bismol."

"Pepto Bismol."